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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

i wish i could be ranching my slimes rn

my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now

as it always does 🍎

nobody ever asks if the so called “mind controlling false god” might just have like really cool vibes or makes good points about things or is cute and people just like to do what she says and think what she thinks and be what she wants

do you ever hear yourself talking and one word comes out very pronounced in you regional accent and you get irrationally embarrassed because oh no now people are going to know i’m from a place

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

i love watching tv and making the worst observations... watching the simpsons all of my thoughts r like: it was very unkind of bart to trick his teacher like that but oh well i guess he'll learn someday. if only he had a better home environment

Based on my own research, it seems that no amount of "I wish I had a girlfriend" posts are ever actually bringing you anywhere closer to getting a girlfriend.