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dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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Blaze "everyone would be better off if I didn't have any desires or strong emotions and could conform perfectly to all of the expectations placed upon me" the Cat

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reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

Sometimes you have to bully your loved ones a little. One time I was venting to my sister about feeling unwanted and I used a metaphor about a house fire and she said “OK riddler” and I realized I was wearing a green coat and glasses and now whenever I get a grimdark angst spiral that’s all I can think about. OK riddler

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

Me with my oc Luz who is a FNAF fan and used to do meme animations 😻

i think more people should make their ocs fans of real life media. theres something hilarious about being like yeah this is my character prince blackheart darkness of the fallen shadowlands and yes she WAS a warrior cats kid growing up.

does tumblr know about horse race test yuri