"cool Character I Guess..." I Mutter, Walking Away With A Suspiciously Character Shaped Lump In My Throat

The most fashionable cat, Blaze :)

having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

XXXAMY

I think my multishipper ahh enjoys shipping Amy with others...

"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border

my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us

"cant believe youd make this about your current interest" i will make the birds in the sky and the grass in the fields about my thing. for free. i will look at gods ineffable creation with a mind filled with images and thoughts of my guys.

I always love fanart of characters killing or otherwise hurting another version of themselves. Yes yes yes yes

i wish i could be ranching my slimes rn

Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on