Years And Years Of Language And Communication Just So I Can Fully Comprehend The Post Someone Made Saying

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

i like when kids get to that age when they start wishing death and pain and violence upon toddlers tv characters. like most people know the songs about killing barney the dinosaur but i also have vague memories of me and my classmates roleplaying drowning peppa pig. my younger cousin showed me a drawing of the teletubbies being ground up into tubby custard and i didnt even blink like yep. that age huh. the age of indescribable violence. been there buddy.

love when stories inflict unspeakable horrors onto a person for no real reason. its not karma. its not payback. its not a lesson. its not your fault. no ones even out to get you in particular. youre not the chosen one or special or anything. it just sorta happened and you were there. sorry man

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

noticing trends in your own ocs personalities can make you stare at your keyboard like. okay motherfucker take it to the therapist office not the toyhouse profile.

"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat

i walk up to the mic- "the minecraft movie was really homoerotic." i am booed off stage. from the crowd, two voices emerge. "they're right, you know." those voices? jack black and jason momoa...

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

does club penguin shutdown have a fandom??? if so, eat up gang