I Feel Like Every Time They Use Blaze In Promo Pics For The Roblox Game She Kinda Looks Like She’s

Why the fuck does "womanizer" mean what it does, that shit sounds like the name of an instant sex change ray gun invented by some guy who has beef with a platypus.

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

Watching Jason mamoa and Jack black sixty-nine midair on the big screen was not on my bucket list

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

Printers hate to see my tech support ass coming

No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

first we mine then we craft, let´s minecraft

my favorite part was when they said "lets minecraft" and then they minecrafted

that video of all those sabrina carpenters killing miku in fortnite makes me sad. it reminds me of high school