that “canon vs fanon” meme is so accurate with Inej istg
I’m rereading Crooked Kingdom. Is this your soft, quiet, peaceful little girl??
“Before Van Eck could take another breath, she slammed her forehead upward, shattering his nose. He screamed and released her as blood gushed over his fine mercher suit.” “‘Go on, Van Eck, threaten me. Tell me all the little things I am. You lay a finger on me and Kaz Brekker will cut the baby from your pretty wife’s stomach and hang its body from a balcony at the Exchange.’”
saints, I love her so
good morning thinking about richard “well, jesus. what did they die of?” gansey
All The Small Things
Fic for my beloved moot @thefluffiestbird !!!!!!! they wrote an awesome post a while back and it spun around in my head and now it's finally here :)
Summary:
“Do I need to go home and get the list?” Andrew asked, like he couldn’t hear Neil falling apart on the other end. He would have reached for Andrew to slow his spiral right now, but the only thing he had was a phone in his hand and the sound of Andrew’s voice.
Neil hesitated. He could say yes. This was the longest amount of time he’d been on the phone since Andrew had forced the wretched thing into his hands a lifetime ago.
One time I kinda got chased by a bull a little bit
I was on a bike tho so it was fine
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
omg they were roommates
they were roommates.
jean dating kevin’s celebrity crush is going to be the funniest thing ever
“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason
I said this in another post, but it bears repeating:
Neil is to crime what Andrew is to Exy. Supernaturally talented and unstoppable if he wanted, but due to his general lack of interest nerfs himself.
Everyone should be grateful Neil finds crime boring and uninteresting compared to Exy cause he would have been the Kevin Day of crime, surpassing his father and mother. Nora confirmed in the EC that if the Moriyamas had messed with Andrew, Neil would have carefully and competently dismantled their empire and watched all of them burn. He was practically lab created and stress tested his whole life to fight, outlive, and outsmart criminal masterminds.
My headcannon is Ichirou is secretly relieved that Nathaniel just wants to play stick ball.