Crow Profiles

I said this in another post, but it bears repeating:

Neil is to crime what Andrew is to Exy. Supernaturally talented and unstoppable if he wanted, but due to his general lack of interest nerfs himself.

Everyone should be grateful Neil finds crime boring and uninteresting compared to Exy cause he would have been the Kevin Day of crime, surpassing his father and mother. Nora confirmed in the EC that if the Moriyamas had messed with Andrew, Neil would have carefully and competently dismantled their empire and watched all of them burn. He was practically lab created and stress tested his whole life to fight, outlive, and outsmart criminal masterminds.

My headcannon is Ichirou is secretly relieved that Nathaniel just wants to play stick ball.

hey guyssss new Andrew fic on ao3 you can check out here :) had lots of silly fun with this one I will never escape their grasp :D

Renee brought home the most wet dog boy of all time and Wymack got on the phone to start threatening the fucking mafia over him in under 30h

All The Small Things

Fic for my beloved moot @thefluffiestbird !!!!!!! they wrote an awesome post a while back and it spun around in my head and now it's finally here :)

Summary:

“Do I need to go home and get the list?” Andrew asked, like he couldn’t hear Neil falling apart on the other end. He would have reached for Andrew to slow his spiral right now, but the only thing he had was a phone in his hand and the sound of Andrew’s voice.

Neil hesitated. He could say yes. This was the longest amount of time he’d been on the phone since Andrew had forced the wretched thing into his hands a lifetime ago.

there is not a thought behind those eyes

put neil josten in solitary refinement that man needs to learn some manners

jean dating kevin’s celebrity crush is going to be the funniest thing ever

Screaming dying rolling on the floor this is beautiful

forever partner friday but it's on a saturday and i gave up halfway through so its messy as hell

anways... what's spookier than the nest am i right

no but LET'S TALK about how andrew is (outwardly) apathetic in every aspect of his life and towards every person he interacts with; this man shows nothing but indifference (i'd say half of it is true due to his severe depression and trauma/ the other half is just a performance so as not to hurt others with his rage but himself, as neil deduced).

but the MOMENT he gets to kiss neil he drops his neutral facade and throws his self control out the window -and we KNOW how important being in control is to him- and kisses neil like he wants to extract neil's soul out through his mouth.

neil described it like "he kissed him like this was a fight with their lives on the line, like his world stopped and started with Neil's mouth". my boy was STARVING he did NOT care about mantaining his apatheic front.

how is it possible to go from "i hate you 😐 most of the time i want to kill skin you alive 😒" to "let me kiss you like we're souldiers dying in the trenches and the only air i can breathe is through your mouth"

Smokescreens and Ashen Lies

new little Andreil one shot pretty angsty little bit of fluff all hurt/comfort

Summary:

Andrew realizes why Neil only ever let his cigarettes burn.

takes place in the liminal space of TKM after Neil and Andrew get back to Palmetto.