I Feel Like Alastor Is Trying To Be Bill Cypher But Vivziepop Doesn’t Understand Why Bill Cypher Works

i got a mcfuckin' plague doctor flag for christmas that says "by all means necessary, the weak shall burn"

i've been going around to my other bi friends like "hey guys, like my new pride flag?"

Day 2: Karmaflower!

AEEEE silly lil guys! Sillies.

AU notes:

They meet when arti is at the end of her genocide and saint is starting his. Artificer saves him from a red lizard and saint develops a crush on her. Arti tells saint that genocide isn't worth it, and leaves you empty and alone. They bond over tragic backstories. Artificer rushes into danger without caring about her wellbeing. Saint takes care of artificer because she doesn't take care of herself

Saint- It/its, Intersex, Lesbian

Artificer- She/her, woman, lesbian

Shipuary calander and more random notes under the cut!

More notes on THEM:

Artificer will do anything to protect saint. Saint will do anything to protect Artifcer.

Saint is cold but caring. He can talk for hours about the cycle and Artificer will just listen lovingly.

Artificer is chaotic and impulsive but has grown older and a little more calm. She still hates scavengers.

Art stuff:

I put a pink screen layer so the colors looked good

Yes I did draw karmaflowers because the ship name is honestly too cute aujbfwjgjsnfjfnsjngj

this ship was hard for me because I don't have a concrete characterization for either scug

My artificer design is missing a leg because i feel like it suits her, and three legged cats can still do parkour.

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

I certainly do not side with radqueers but

Why did you include the anti para and proship hashtags? Not all paraphilia are harmful and most proshippers aren’t radqueers. Unless you think a fandom label has something to do with real world problems lol

Hello anon! I'm not an expert in this subject, and I just made a quick post with my opinions. I am allowed to make mistakes. I'm really sorry I did something wrong, I can retag the post.

Welcome to Helluva Boss, a TV show review in song parody form

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Have a look around

Everything you’ve heard about this show can be found

We’ve got episodes monthly

And merch drops for days

So if you don’t like it, well then you must hate gays

Welcome to Helluva Boss

A bold new take on Hell

Not much torture goes on down here, in fact everything seems swell

Don’t say that we’re sexist

Millie’s not ignored, haha

She has plenty of focus in this five-minute short!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

By and for Tumblr

At one point our ‘hero’ says a gross ableist slur

Be horny

Be sleepy

Be just plain confused

We could explain the lore in-show, but we refuse!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Come on, bring a friend

Here’s a fun antagonist

We highly doubt you’ll see again

We got demons, up on Earth, who get paid to kill folks

Except we changed our minds and now

It’s about a red dude and a dumb bird fucking each other

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Views are down the drain

We’ve lost two-thirds of our audience to some weirdo named Caine

We’re out of animators

The critics are mean

We still haven’t sold all our stock from last Halloween

See a washed-up pop star’s

Freshly washed car, be in pain

Steal our employees’ work and

Blacklist them if they complain

Furbait gone mad, deadbeat bird dad,

Love stories you’d find on Wattpad

He’s a rapist because he’s sad

His wife’s bad, sex makes him glad

Here's the show's only non-psycho

Committing awful crimes

Here's the exact same character arcs

That we’ve done a thousand times

Here’s the puny pay rate

For our animators

Here’s the show’s creator buying taxidermied birds

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

I'm writing a fic on AO3

Shameless self promotion for a fic that isn't even good, but here we go:

I'm writing a roadrage / rw triple divorce fic (whatever you call sunsxpebblesxnsh). It updates everyday with very ridiculously short chapters filled with gay robots :). It would be cool if you guys could check it out? maybe? idek

bill might just be a pyromaniac

(credit to @/raxdflipnote on tiktok for the audio)

Survivor and Nightcat roll because why not?