Mr. Spock’s Mood
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Kirk: hello Mr. Spock<3!
Spock: captain
*Kirk experiences anguish*
Kirk: are you in a bad mood Mr. Spock<3?
Spock: I am not in a bad mood captain
Kirk what happened?
Spock: what? I’m not in a bad mood
Kirk: Bones! Watch out Spock<3 is in a bad mood! 
Bones: oh
Spock: I assure you I am not
Bunze: Spock that green blood sugar of yours is probably low. A snack will probably improve your mood
Kirk: yeah! How about a snack!
Spock: my mood is fine
Sulu: when I am in a bad mood a short nap usually does the trick
Chekov: or a litol valk around the ship!
Uhura: what’s going on is somebody upset? Is it Spock?
Bones: let me check your vitals
Kirk: Mr. Spock</3
*spock sighs*
Kirk: it’s okay Mr. Spock<3 everybody has bad mood sometimes
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Shout out to Rachy (ckc), anonymous, and Bloopotronic for putting some more sand in my collectible ko-fi hourglass! I’m going to use the funds to steal birds from trees!
If anybody else likes my work, and wants to help me do more crimes, my ko-fi link is in my bio!
I used to try and resist what comes naturally to my writing, fearing judgement. I have learned that, through writing what I am passionate, I get stuff done. This is your sign to add that thing to your WIP. You know what that thing is to you.
I aboslutly agree with you by casting steven as ricky it adds a more tragic twist to the star lasso experience scene,if it had been jesse plemmons i would have been less sympathetic but with steven i felt bad for him
steven could have played it menacing, he played menacing in burning and it was fantastic and a little hot. but instead i just saw like a lost child in adult jupe, someone just getting by in an industry that clearly never valued him as a person by literally putting him on the same entertainment level as a chimp or having him be the "asian kid" which i know from experience with the walking dead fandom or the years of people thinking steven is ke huy quan (i'm so serious)..... probably hits close to home for steven as an actor. and now he thinks he's gained an upper hand using the horses to feed his metaphorical chimp but just like with gordy, the balloons pop eventually. but i was thinking also about how jupiter's claim will become a spectacle again once the dust settles and jupe will have gone from child star to animal attack survivor to amusement park face to jean jacket victim to unsolved mysterious mass disappearance it literally never ends
it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
Gavin: Alot of people tend to ask me, "Gavin, I don't like you"
Female inmates of San Quentin State Prison and their very fine hats (and one very familiar number). 3/?.
do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life
let’s not forget that when the new years attacks went down, it was widely reported that elon musk provided authorities with camera footage and charging station information (though i can suspiciously no longer find any articles saying so. if you find them, PLEASE add them to this post). trump all but said the words “elon musk manipulated the votes in my favor,” at his rally on sunday, january 19th 2025. if he was truly capable of doing so, there’s no chance that he doesn’t have back door access to tesla cars and trucks.
if he can access those things to help with terrorist investigations, what do you think he’s gonna do now that he’s in the white house ?
if you are organizing, be sure to cover your face or use anti-facial recognition makeup. there are more cameras than you thought.
Coriolanus Snow, age 18: Mockingjays are unnatural, and they creep me out. We should kill them all.
Coriolanus Snow, age 83: I fucking knew it
Reading Times, Pennsylvania, July 16, 1935
Why are gangbangs only for sex? Why can't I join in a group assassination if I want to?