I Used To Try And Resist What Comes Naturally To My Writing, Fearing Judgement. I Have Learned That,

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

ruthven is so messy he nursed aubrey back to health after the death of his love for weeks and then got shot and acted like he was gonna die to make sure aburey didn’t tell anyone about him for a year and a day and then went to england and started mackin on his sister while everyone thought he was crazy and THEN got marreid to her on the LAST DAY of his oath and immediately fled the country with his new bride. he could have just killed him but instead he was like lemme make a memory out of this

“I could fix him” yeah well I could slit his throat in the church

The Wichita Beacon, Kansas, August 9, 1918

The Anaconda Standard, Montana, August 4, 1923

Seriously though were people in the past just constantly giggling at the word “suck” being written with a long s like was that a thing do you think

what if you were POOR and then you got a GIRLFRIEND who was always SINGING and then she DUMPED YOU and then you got elected PRESIDENT and then some district 12 rando ALSO HAD A GIRLFRIEND THAT SINGS and then he tries to BLOW UP YOUR CHILD DEATH ARENA and then ANOTHER district 12 rando can SING AND BLOWS UP YOUR CHILD DEATH ARENA and then she doesn’t SHOOT YOU but you still DIED

Coriolanus after only helping his girlfriend because it meant he could get money: Oh my god I'm such a good person!