i feel like i'm going Italian
Thank you
I know I can't be the only one who just really, unironically loves Romeo and Juliet. Decades of forced readings in English classes and every terrible parody under the sun have ruined it for so many people but it's so good! It's popular for a reason! You're not cool and edgy for hating it! It's gorgeous and tragic and I just. I love r&j a lot.
Basketball uniform, 1919. Brenham, Texas. FIDM Museum.
Fucking loser male protags when being seduced by a sexy lady: I shouldn't, it'd ruin my marriage~ Well, I suppose if she'll never find out...
Johnathan Harker, absolute Chad, himbo supreme, when being seduced by three sexy vampires: AAAAAA Noooo!! I do NOT want to betray my wonderful soon to be wife Mina Murray like this!!! Do not want DO NOT WANT!!!
Reading Times, Pennsylvania, July 16, 1935
Can we go back to mistaking Frankenstein's monster for Frankenstein please. Imagine how pissed Victor Frankenstein would be over his creation having his family name. How fucking funny is it to imagine him just losing his mind at the very thought of his son creation just being casually called Frankenstein like it is so hilarious to me. Please it's what he deserves.
Markus: why is it... So... Quiet?
North: *reading magazine* I dunno
*hears loud thumping on roof*
Josh: *busting down door with random pieces of duct tape on him* SHE DUCT TAPED ME & SIMON TO THE ROOF
Markus: Where is Simon?!
Josh: The roof!
Simon: *falls off roof in background*
Josh: I take that back he's in the yard
So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v
Dracula sleeping