??????????????? Huh👁️👄👁️

I'm thinking in unhealthy amounts about kind of AU where Reiner and Bertholdt stay with Scouts after their reveal and are sort of adopted by Hange (the plushies to blame). I'm mostly writing down ideas about how this happened and what the consequences could be, although I don't have a big brain like Isayama's, so I'm cooking and will probably burn the stove LMAO but I want to get it out of my head and make it other people's problem. We are just having fun folks ✨

HE'S STEALING MY FUCKING MASŁO!!!

ENOUGH!! GET HIS ASS

This monster has been apprehended by law enforcement, but for how long??

I've got a proof that Bertholdt is the most evil character in aot 😔

LOOK AT HIM!!!1 IF NOT EVIL THEN WHY LOOKING LIKE A DEVIL??? THE HORNS?? TAIL FROM HELL??? THE EVIL- PLOTTING FACE ?? CHECK MATE BERTHOLDT FANGIRLS! TIME TO CANCEL ALL OF YOU

"According to Isayama, in his free days, Bertholdt finds a quiet place and zones out."

Help, this is already 10 pages long in Word, 4,858 words, 27,156 characters and there is no end in sight lmao

Is it normal “haha, I have a casual idea for an AU” event?

I'm thinking in unhealthy amounts about kind of AU where Reiner and Bertholdt stay with Scouts after their reveal and are sort of adopted by Hange (the plushies to blame). I'm mostly writing down ideas about how this happened and what the consequences could be, although I don't have a big brain like Isayama's, so I'm cooking and will probably burn the stove LMAO but I want to get it out of my head and make it other people's problem. We are just having fun folks ✨

One of the coolest things to remember is that because prey animals have eyes on the side of their head, they can still see in front of them but they are focused on something when in profile!

After Bertholdt's death, his friends gave him a dignified burial, for they were the only ones who knew that he was, in fact, a bad man, but not that bad; he sometimes said “good morning” and didn't kick puppies.

Bertholdt's actions, which involved stealing Polish food, led to free food around the world, because you can't steal food when it's free. This is to prevent similar threats on a global scale. It took a long time for people to get used to the fact that butter no longer costs as much as a bar of gold.

Many Polish roads have been destroyed by Bertrumbling and are urgently in need of repair.

(I'm joking, they've always looked like that XDDDD)

Years after these tragic events, life returns to normal. Only one still remembers the man who sacrificed his life to provide free food for humanity.

He spends his days in a new, better world, dreaming of seeing his beloved one more time...

(@grubyszopiel @aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy Isayama told me that he is grateful to us for bringing to life the original storyline that he was too afraid to show. Good job guys <3)

@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel

Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?

They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!

No, but like… the cinema in my city gave Attack on Titan: The Last Attack rating allowed for ages 10 and up and... I'll be the first to enter the cinema hall and look out to see if any unwitting parents are going in with their soon-to-be traumatized child LMAO

roachees :3

fuck roach haters

all my homies love roaches 🪳

I was stunned in the best possible way holy fuck, look at this King go

happy halloween heres swansea throwing it back

Not with that attitude.

Me when I remember I’m 5’3 and incredibly weak so I will never be able to fuck a 6’1 skinny man against the shower wall with a pink strap