Bruce getting stuck in a situation and having no choice but to call and wait on Clark to help him
Bruce: [trapped in a cave after an avalanche] “well shit… Clark? Clark! Clark!”
Clark: [shows up 30 minutes later. Uses heat vision to melt through the snow] “I’m here. Sorry, I was having dinner with ma and pa”
Bruce: [shivering uncontrollably] “you know what? I’m telling Martha you let me sit here in the cold so you could eat some fucking apple pie”
Loki: I'm lowkey awesome
Peter: ₒₕ! ₕᵢ ₘᵣ. ₗₒₖᵢ ₐwₑₛₒₘₑ
Loki: No that's not what I-
Peter: *confused puppy dog eyes*
Loki: -am Lowkey awesome, aren't I?
Imagine the league in the early days, they think they have a mole. Because of how secretive he is, they think its Batman, they know nothing about him & he's new. So it makes sense he's the mole. So they bug him. Instead of finding out he's the bad guy, they find out he's 23 year old business owner who can barely function as a real human being that likes to bitch about his new night time coworkers to his 8 year old son 🤣
Bro 😭 early early days batman where he isn’t so quick to find out he’s bugged (but he learned after this) and they straight up hear this kid having a mental breakdown every 3 hours
Early catwoman
There are two D's in Jason's name because he comes with two times the drama
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bruce has two phones, whatever newest wayne tech phone there is and the phone he had when jason died.
all most all pictures of jason are on the original phone, so when jason died he was terrified to get a new phone. because you always lose something when you get a new phone, and the thought of losing anything of jason panicked bruce. it was fine for a little bit but then wayne tech made a new phone and if bruce wasn’t seen with it everyone would lose there minds.
bruce ended up with two phones. he never uses the phone with jason’s picture, it’s in his nightstand. it’s in an otter box with everything backed up. but he refuses to risk it. the only reason he turns on the phone is to make sure the phone still works and everything’s okay, and to look at baby jay.
HC that Lois, Iris, and Dinah have girls’ night and invite Bruce so they can spend the entire time psychoanalyzing him.
They have filled notebooks.
batman / bruce wayne icons, pt. 1!
from justice league unlimited, S01E03: kid stuff © warner bros. && dc comics
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