the first video nanami ever posted was filmed on a shaky phone propped up against a bag of flour.
he was making bread—simple, easy, the kind of thing he found comfort in after long days at work. his hands moved methodically, kneading the dough with a quiet precision, and though he spoke very little, the video was oddly calming.
he hadn't expected much from it. maybe a few views, maybe a couple of people who’d appreciate the lack of unnecessary chatter. but the comments were overwhelmingly positive, people asking about his technique, his recipe, his voice—deep, smooth, effortlessly steady. so he made another video. then another.
it was the late-night upload of him singing "baby one more time" by the marías that changed everything.
filmed on an old macbook with a grainy webcam, the lighting barely enough to make out his face, the video had been an impulse decision—one he almost deleted. it was just him, sitting on his couch, his voice low and hushed, the way he usually sang to lull yuuji to sleep. but the internet clung to it like ivy, twisting and reaching until the video had over a million views by the end of the week.
"who is he." "why is this the most intimate thing i've ever heard in my life." "he looks exhausted and sounds like a dream, i'm in love."
he thought it would pass. but it didn't.
his subscribers doubled overnight. the demand for more was loud, insistent. nanami, being nanami, didn’t rush to meet it. instead, he structured it into his routine: one video a week, a mix of baking and singing—because baking was reliable, and singing had never been something he shared outside of yuuji’s bedtime.
his channel evolved. the baking videos became polished, edited with subtle precision. he switched to voiceovers, explaining each step in that same low, deliberate tone that made people feel like he was speaking just to them. and when he sang, it was always songs that carried a quiet sort of nostalgia.
"he only sings songs he sings to his kid to sleep i’m crying." "his lullabies are better than half the music industry." "i don’t know his name, his age, or his face properly, but i know his banana bread recipe by heart."
nanami never explicitly talked about being a single dad, but it was impossible to miss. yuuji’s voice sometimes made cameos in the background, muffled questions about homework, laughter when nanami burnt the edges of a cake. he didn’t hide it, didn’t play it up. it was just a part of his life, and his audience adored him for it.
his faq video—one of the few times he ever directly addressed personal questions—answered almost nothing.
"are you married?" "no." "how old are you?" "old enough." "what's your name?" "nanami."
the mystery only made people more obsessed.
"i know nothing about him but i’d die for him." "his hands. his voice. his existence." "the fact that he bakes and sings for his kid and still won’t tell us his age is crazy."
he now posted twice a week. one video was always baking, the other was whatever he wanted—sometimes music, sometimes a quiet q&a, sometimes just a video of him making tea while rain hit the windows.
people knew everything and nothing about him at the same time. they knew the exact ratio of brown sugar he preferred in cookies but not what city he lived in. they knew he tucked yuuji in every night with a song but had never seen his full face in a single frame. they knew the precise cadence of his voice when he said “and that’s how you make the perfect loaf” but had never heard him say “i love you”—and yet, somehow, they felt like they had.
the internet had fallen in love with him. and nanami, quietly, without even trying, had changed his life with nothing but flour-dusted hands and the sound of his own voice.
Based on this squad pose by @queencookiemonster123
Bonus:
I think he’s perfect for the role, but if you don’t, just shut the fuck up about his body.
He’s had body issues forever since he was being constantly picked-apart by Twilight fans. Here’s a quote from one of his interviews:
“Body dysmorphia, overall tremendous anxiety. I suppose it’s because of these tremendous insecurities that I never found a way to become egotistical. I don’t have a six-pack and I hate going to the gym. I’ve been like that my whole life. I never want to take my shirt off. I’d prefer to get drunk.”
He has also said that he was never even going to try to get a six pack. And yet.
Over the past year, Robert has been spotted working out religiously. He’s doing what he hates most, what gives him horrible anxiety, all for a role he’s probably always dreamed of. And you people are still out here trying to verbally abuse him and critique his appearance. It’s like 2007 all over again.
If you honestly think he’s not a good choice, fine, but leave his body out of it. Body-shaming men is just as bad as body-shaming women and it’s just fucked up that he has to go through all this all over again.
“feminine urge” this and “masculine urge” that ok but what about the “mentally unstable urge” to rewatch the twilight saga for the 20th time just to feel something
the sluttiest waist in the jjk universe
the way sasaki gently kissed miyanos hand ruined me for future lovers
100% would happen with them 💀
all credits to the artist @GMamka on X & Tiktok
is no one going to talk about how every haikyuu character got the perfect profession that is the best suited to them in the timeskip? i mean yeah those who chose the professional volleyball career, ofc you could see mad dedication in their eyes but,
you could literally imagine kuroo being a departmental head before timeskip with that intelligent yet cocky personality, sugawara being a teacher the way he looked after every teammate and gave them support, daichi being a cop because he always provided a sense of security to his teammates and stood by them, nishinoya became a traveler because in he has that explorer personality, iwaizumi being an athletic trainer trainer because he was always focused on the physique of a player, tendou became a chocolatier with all that sweet mockery personality, lev becoming a model with that height and pretty face, kenma being a gaming youtuber because he was chronically online, akaashi being a manga editor the eay he used to have inner monologues about bokuto, terushima became a hairstylist and are we surprised? kita became a farmer with the patience and diligence he had, osamu owns a onigiri shop because tsumu used to steal his food so he said "fuck i'll just open a restaurant and the ban him from it."
JJK men answering Thirst Tweets again :P
Peter: Wade, you can’t go to Phoenix with us. It’s in Arizona.
Wade: Ohhh right…
Kate, to Wade: Why can’t you go to Arizona?
Wade: Let’s just say there might be a warrant there for my arrest… and in Ohio… and in some other states I can never remember.
Y/N: You need to remember the song I made for you!
Y/N, singing: What are the states where Wade can’t go? Arizona, Utah, and Ohio!
Kate: Oh my god…
Y/N, singing: There’s three more states where Wade can’t be. Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennessee!
Wade, singing: I’m also not welcome in Europe!