Stalemacaroni - Macaroni

Hey guys, really cool way of dealing with unwanted problems:

Stab!

If Siffrin was stopped from stabbing himself

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line

“A little treat” has proven to be a devastating weapon of destruction against my moneys… but… science has birthed an equally powerful tool in the war against trinkets… I call it.. “but I shan’t”.

Habitat - 32 colours

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

Seeing the Biden's Biting Babies thing without context is so funny