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If you are transgender or nonbinary, or any other non-cis identity, or are an ally and live in the U.S.:

I usually do not make political posts, as I believe it is something that no one really wants to see and isn't something I want to argue about, but this isn't a "political issue." It's about human rights, rights which should never be debated.

The rights of as many as 5,332,800 transgender and nonbinary Americans, 1.6% of the population, would be threatened under Trump's presidency. Donald Trump has actively taken a position against us, not to mention the LGBTQIA+ community as a whole, pushing for legislation that limits our rights. A vote for Trump is a vote against LGBTQIA+ citizens. Please head out and vote if you are an ally or a member of the LGBTQIA+ community. We need to stand together and fight for our rights, to ensure not just a better life for ourselves but for future generations as well. We need to act now to make the change we want to see.

Do not wait; do not put it off. Register to vote if you still have not.

People's lives are in your hands.

Goodluck. Stay safe. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸

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I feel that sometimes people forget dogs are, in fact, animals that Can Kill You.

I've met more than enough chihuahuas to know this

Sometimes I think about how easy it is to fuck up a kid.

Like. I could just lie to them constantly--

Tommy, my fictional son: *holding an apple* What's this, Baba?

Me: Ah, that right there is a schmidalflapper.

Do you ever have emotions so positive that they somehow circle back to negative?

Imagine

Dracula (1931) is a thoroughly enjoyable film.

It's so silly, especially Renfield's moments of deranged laughter.