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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

There are two types of people when hearing the "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food" joke for the first time:

1) What? What are you trying to say? This makes no sense.

And

2) ...I hate that I understand this

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

Do you accept

I need some highly concentrated uranium. for. Undisclosed purposes

Has anyone else ever considered holding a bowl under their freshly unclogged gutters to harvest the Soup?

To be completely composed or to be utterly unhinged? That is the question.

a little inquisitive skybeast

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

The Ithaca Voice

Museum of the Earth faces extinction under “imminent” threat of foreclosure - The Ithaca Voice

ITHACA, N.Y. — The Museum of the Earth, one of the last natural history museums in Upstate New York, faces an imminent threat of foreclosure

If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭

Paleontological Research Institution

Plush

Paleozoic Pals™ Paleozoic Pals™ are the Paleontological Research Institution’s line of plush fossils. The Paleozoic is the era before dinosa

Museum SOS

I just saw the news that the Museum of the Earth in Ithaca, NY is facing foreclosure after a group of donors failed to produce about $30 million USD that they had promised.

The museum is run by the Paleontological Research Institution, whose collection has about 7 million fossil specimens—one of the largest in the US—and is one of only a few natural history museums in upstate NY. PRI runs both the Museum and the Cayuga Nature Center, which is also dealing with the budget shortfall.

The organization is working on restructuring (namely downsizing) to improve their financial sustainability but they still need funds, and one thing they've said could help is if people shop at their store!

The foreclosure news broke like two days ago and their shop is already selling fast (testament to how many people want them to survive!) but there are a few items left in stock, including some prehistoric plushies. If you want to make a purchase to help maybe keep them afloat, their online gift shop is here and is honestly extremely reasonably priced.

so how about a FOOT LONG TULLY MONSTER

OR A DUNKLEOSTEUS

OR SOME

TRILOBITE SLIPPERS

They've also got some books, shirts, toys, etc. and I'm sure those sales numbers will help the authors/artists as well.

(Regular donations are also welcomed)

Quetzalcoatlus! poised to spear her prey!

It’s so much fun

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

I had a vision…

Anyone ever so stressed out that it ends up circling back to leveled-out neutral? System overload style?

shrimp shromp

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

Chop you up in little cubes and put you in the soup

showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

Me: *Minding my own business on break*

Return date to work: *draws nearer*

Me: "Oh no, the eternal dread has returned."

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

Jimmy New Year

Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 2024

wheres seasons greasons

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk