Latest Posts by stanwritesstuff - Page 2
fun fact! satan canonically has cat stickers on his laptop. bros a cutie patootie like that
"I'm into piss" ok
"I'm into shit" ok
"I'm into vore" ok
"I'm into farts" ok
"I'm into [paraphilia]" ok
"I'm into mpreg" ok
"I'm into feet"
Ok...? Why are u telling me this like ur gonna get ur ass beat 😭🙏
Like... Gimme 10 reasons why you should be ashamed.
Don't listen to others, dude, it's who you are, accept it. Nobody knows what you do in your free time so don't bother worrying about things people cant see <3 just continue being you and quit worrying, I'm sure 70% of us have atleast one weird kink/fetish. They're probs just projecting by saying how weird it is lol
As long as what you do is consensual, doesn't hurt anyone/isn't acted out irl if it is dangerous, then don't worry, nothing is wrong <3
Even if it's problematic, it's not bad if you don't act on it :3
All that matters is that you are my friend
Things almost every author needs to research
How bodies decompose
Wilderness survival skills
Mob mentality
Other cultures
What it takes for a human to die in a given situation
Common tropes in your genre
Average weather for your setting
tonight's dreams included me making a post talking about my dreams of the night & they actually were the dreams i had
it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between reality & dreams
dazai the softie 😣
all credits to the original artist @pppapi_505 on X
rb to put a mutual in a shopping cart and drive them around a walmart
[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth
crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read
and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you
like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors
My friend @whoishalf and I have been talking about a BSD AU with Dunmeshi and I've been sketching ideas for the races of my favorite ADA characters. In this AU they are a secondary organization to the Canaries but are famous for admitting members of different races into their organization.
In this AU (sigzai as one of the main ships) Dazai went to an unknown dungeon with the intention of looking for the edible and poisonous monstersd to find a quick and effective death, on the way he found a snake with the named Sigma who is instantly interested in testing his poison, Sigma is pretty weirded out of the strange human that crossed his path.
On the other hand (Ranpoe obviously) Ranpo is part of the canaries but is more interested in reaching the bottom of the dungeons and revealing the mystery of their creation, he joins the party of his childhood friend Poe who is an academic magician Interested in studying the dark magics of the dungeons of the world, against his will Ranpo joins his little party and they have adventures, I guess. I hope to create more things for this silly AU
SKK au where they still have their abilities but Dazai accidentally kissed Chuuya when they first met, knocking Chuuya out of gravity manipulation...
Since then Dazai has lied that his ability is activated by kissing and not by touching and Chuuya has never doubted cause Dazai always go in for the kiss as soon as he grabs Chuuya to nullify his ability.
And Dazai threatened the rest of the PM to not to expose him and they had to suffer skk making out during battle in their mafia era.
Then Dazai left PM and they met again as ADA member and PM executive on battle field and Dazai on instinct grabbed Chuuya for a kiss to nullify corruption.
The rest of the ADA be like: why is Dazai kissing the enemy executive?
PM members: Not this shit again!
And Atsushi would later ask Chuuya shyly why does Dazai kiss him to pull him out of his ability and Chuuya in ultra confusion be like 'Cause that's how his ability works?'
Only to find out that Dazai has been lying to his face the whole damn time...
DAZAI HEADCANNONS
1. Prosthetic eye, mostly wears one that has a smiley face on it
2. Constant headaches: I feel like he would also have migraines on a regular basis, stemming from a car accident
3. Double jointed: it just see it, no real reason
4. He is a archeology nerd, ask him about anything revolving it and he will go on for hours
5. He cuts his own hair, mostly because he knows the way he likes it and thinks if he let's anyone else touch it, it'll be messed up forever
6. He loves headpats, favorite sign of affection
7. He has chronic pain in his legs but refuses to admit it
8. He can't cook, but CAN bake, suprisingly well
9. He adores little kids. Who doesn't though
10. He constantly fears everyone will either
A: forget about him or
B. That everyone will hate him
mutuals did u know that ily
Oh, pain! That’s not good.
Someone looked down at their foot, the thickened skin torn and chewed. They’d peeled too many layers and their nail stabbed through the last one, the corner of their heel was trickling blood.
Panic welled up, they didn’t like blood. Blood meant something was wrong, something was hurt. Blood stays on the inside, they cannot bleed—shaky breaths, shaking, shallow, breaths. Why are they so worked up? They had forgotten why, why can’t they remember anymore?
Not that they ever could, not that they couldn’t, they can’t remember.
Another stab of pain brings them back, they’d begun picking, picking, picking, again. It’s a bad habit. They applied pressure to the wound. That was what they were supposed to do, right? They lifted their hand and thought for a moment.
No, don’t pick at their hand! They couldn't pick their hand, people would see it, it’d be exploited—shaky breaths, slower, deeper, breaths. Is that even your hand?
You need to calm down.
Your eyes flickered to the wall in front of you, where were you? It didn’t seem familiar, but then again, you weren’t familiar with anything.
The wall was? Gray? You squinted, it didn’t look like any color, more like a mash of pixels on a broken screen. Maybe it was your eyes that were broken. Your breath slowed.
You pondered the idea that you were just looking at a screen, perhaps it's just a post on tumblr that’s dragging you in by the collar. You blinked.
Turning your head, you realized it was dark in this room. Too dark, someones hand reached back towards your foot. You paused, you remembered.
Their breath sped up, They don’t like the dark. What’s around them? Their vision focused, blood pounded in their ears. Someones in there. Wait. You’re the someone.
You remembered again. You’re the someone. You listened for a moment, nothing. You’re the someone. You took a deep breath. You’re the someone.
You’re in your room, what time is it? No, that’d stress you out more. Your eyes were heavy, maybe you’re tired.
You look at what you’re sitting on, it’s your bed. Looking at it makes you ache, you hadn’t slept due to your fears. The bed was so inviting and you were so, so tired.
You felt yourself lie down and breathe.
And everything was okay.
AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok
Kunikida calls Dazai twice a day to check up on him. And I hc that when Dazai getting his stuff which got confiscated by the staff of Mersault. He takes his phone and has multiple voice messages from Kunikida.
Dazai starts listening to them and it’s everything Kunikida would usually to say him. Checking up on him, giving updates etc Dazai laughs to himself when Kunikida correctly guesses what he’d say if he was talking to him.
He checks the number of messages, it’s two for everyday since Dazai’s been gone. Kunikida never stopped checking up on him even when Dazai couldn’t answer. Dazai had missed those phone calls, they’d become a part of his day and he had missed Kunikida, the Agency so much.
He smiles and hits record, it’s about time he replied.
Went to the zoo
Elmo popcorn