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Guys I just got a phone!!!!! I've been on pc until now
site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms
CAUSE FOR DIVORCE???
ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway
Dimentio getting run over (Crack)
Okay but for a real one, fluff fic with him and his sister (if you hc it) getting up to no good mischievous acts even /silly
Thank you so much for the ask!! I don't really hc his sister, but if it's okay I'll just write with Mimi instead. They're kind of like a brother and sister, right?
Dimentio has been staying at Castle Bleck for about a month now, and it isn't nearly as exciting as he had hoped. He was currently invisible, sneaking away to do one of the only fun things in the castle : piss people off. He snuck down the corridor to Mimi's room, and cracked open the door.
"Hey! Dimentio! I told you not to come in my room!" Mimi shouted. This was an unforseen complication, for he didn't know she was still in her room. But there she was, laying on her bed, flipping through various magazines.
"Perhaps... we can work together, like a pair of drumsticks belonging to the most the most famous percussionist!" Dimentio offered, not quite in the mood to be impaled by gemstones.
"You mean like a truce or something?"Mimi asked skeptically.
"Indeed! Imagine how much fun we could have! Think of how much damage we can cause!" Dimentio said, rather excited.
"Oooh, could we prank Nassy?" Mimi asked.
"We will bother her like a pair of hornets!" Dimentio replied.
And so they were off. Mimi had the idea of putting a red sock in the wash with all of Nastasia's white shirts, effectively dying them all pink. Dimentio, meanwhile, replaced all her shampoo with toothpaste. They put ketchup in her shoes, and hotsauce in her leftovers. After they had done all the damage they could, they had to search for a new target.
"How about O'chunks? We definitely can't prank the count," Mimi suggested.
"Splendid idea!" Dimentio exclaimed. This was the most fun he had had in a while. Since... he shook his head to clear it. That was a long time ago. There's no going back now.
"Come on, Dimmy! Let's go!" Mimi urged. So off they were once again, replacing the pre-workout with flour and the chalk with itching powder. They put glue on all the weights and benches. Just as Dimentio was putting vinegar in O'chunks' favorite water bottle, Mimi asked him a question.
"Hey, Dimmy? What were you thinking about earlier? You seemed sad," she worried. Dimentio was saved from replying, because right when he opened his mouth to respond, Nastasia started doing laundry.
"MIMI! DIMENTIO! GET DIWN HERE!" Nastasia shouted. Turns out running from an angry secretary is quite the bonding experience. Maybe they really can be friends...
Thank you so much for the ask! I hope you guys can send more, if you're able to!
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
This is my hc on whether the ada would like stardew valley cause I’m excited for the new update and have been playing recently
Kenji: yes! he would find it very fun and would ramble off animal facts and how they used to farm in his hometown, I think it would make him miss home a little bit tho
Kunikida: yes, absolutely yes. He would have the most efficient and streamlined farm imaginable. I think he would even start writing tips in his notebook from wiki when he needed them. He would have to create a designated stardew playtime into his schedule so he doesn’t get too carried away
Dazai: I feel like he would like it but it would be something he plays late at night when he can’t sleep. And he terrorizes the villagers. And he also somehow has insane production rates that piss kuni off but won’t say how he does it and kuni doesn’t want to give in and ask
Atsushi and Kyouka would have a co-op farm and have a whole coop full of rabbits and I feel like they would spend most of their time decorating
Ranpo: he’d think there’s no real challenge and it’s ‘too much work’ though I do feel like kenji would get him invested in the villager tea
Yosano: idk I think it’s 50/50 for her, either she’s persuaded by the others for its cutesy little charm or she wished there were more blood and guts involved
Naomi and Junichiro also have a co-op that sometimes they invite atsushi to but I feel like it’s something they play after school/work to de-stress and chill out
As soon as you tell fukuzawa there’s a cat option and a tea room I feel like hed be invested. He won’t tell anyone tho
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POST IVE EVER READ
Obey Me! Brothers as Fathers
Kinda part of that Poly! AU I’ve talked about before. So this can be read as either that or separate. The kids are all original characters, but MC can be read as any gender in this. Remember- this is Devildom so any way of kids happening could go. Either surrogate, magic ways, or natural so literally, anybody can read this. (Male, Female, Gender Neutral, whatever you prefer is all Welcomed <;3)
Not my best work, but I like it enough to post it. So yeah…
Enjoy^^
AOT Link- https://archiveofourown.org/works/46350262
Masterlist- Link
Warnings?- Talks of violence (Satan’s), Use of the word Sl*t and derogatory terms/harrasment (Mammon’s) and that’s mostly it. Asmo calls someone a b*tch but thats basic Asmo at this point.
Lucifer———————
He feels the urge, the one he’s felt with his brothers for years. To sigh, to pitch his brow, an outward showism of his displeasure of the situation.
But he ignores it because he knows what reaction he’ll get from the little girl at his feet. She’ll curl up tighter, grip the plastic of her glasses tenser in those small hands of hers.
Practically achieve the exact opposite of what he wants.
He manages a silent sigh, joining her level in a kneel.
“Lillie..” The noirette head doesn’t budge much, if only, just to bury further. He doesn’t comment and instead runs a soothing palm across her back. Soothing out the creases along her small uniform. “What’s the matter? Do you no longer want to participate?”
Keep reading
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Mori and Dazai whump
Dazai woke up cuffed to the operating table. He vaguely remembers fighting Mori as he tried to put the IV in. He’d be punished for that later, for now, Mori smiled down at him before explaining what he had done to Dazai in grueling detail.
“After you took all those nsaids, your stomach was worn down to a flatulent piece of tissue. Must have been painful. To save your life, I had to give you a whole new stomach!” Mori proclaimed excitedly.
Dazai focused his attention on the shelves of medicine. From acetaminophen to oxycodone, Mori had everything. Dazai’s eyes lingered on the oxy. He swallowed as a wave of nausea overcame him, having just undergone anesthesia.
He smelled lemon mixed with the usual sterile scent of Mori’s office, meaning he was currently being given antibiotics. Probably for the infection in his left upper thigh.
Mori was probably scolding him for cutting himself to the laffy taffy again, but he was too high to care.
He was tapped on the shoulder by Elise, who said, “Mori said you have to entertain me while he does some more work!”
He sighed at the sadistic girl and found the strength to lift the doll he was handed, as she un-cuffed him.
WHY IS SIGMA SO BEAUTIFUL I JUST WANNA PUT HIM IN A POTATO MASHER AND MASH HIM
Mori -10000000
All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.
You accidentally cross a witch, and she curses you, saying “You can only speak lies”. Unfortunately, this makes it so you can only say the word “lies”, and the witch admits she’s an apprentice that screwed up the spell. Now you’ve teamed up with her to figure out how to undo it.
Roman walked backstage after a live-action performance for a break.
Janus was saving a seat for him, "How'd it go?"
"Amazing! I was the star of the show, everyone's eyes were on me," Roman sat down next to Janus.
Janus smiled, "That's good nobody gave you a hard time?"
"I don't know why you keep asking about that, everybody's so nice! You need to have more faith in people," Roman replied.
"Maybe," Janus answered.
"Roman Sanders, we need you back out here!" A voice called.
"Ah, gotta go," Roman stood up and waved goodbye to Janus.
Janus took a deep breath and walked back into the crowd, politely asking people to move away from the edge of the stage. When he noticed somebody sneaking backstage.
He looked up at the stage, Roman wasn't there anymore.
AN: Got lazy might finish later
random sanders sides au concept in which roman is a famous theatre/film/movie star who is very successful and rich and beautiful, but he is also quite young and naive, and so a lot of people try to take advantage of him. when he does a new movie, his costar, a less famous but very experienced actor named janus makes it his mission to protect roman from all the bad parts of fame that ruined his own life when he was as young as roman.
<3
You gotta read wips. You gotta read stories that have been abandoned or haven't been updated in weeks, months, years. You have to give a story a chance even on the chance it never gets finished. The biggest reason besides personal stuff for a story to get abandoned is the lack of engagement. A comment is sometimes all it needs for a new chapter, even years later. Read that wip from 2017 that never saw the final chapter. Leave a comment that you loved it. Subscribe to the story. Sometimes you need to appreciate the things that never got finished, and perhaps make an author's day that someone loved their story despite that. Comment on wips. Comment on every chapter. It makes a difference.
Nikolai never thought his mind could get any more broken. He had experienced complete irrationality. Hyperactivity making a mockery of his sorrow, but now death of the only thing that mattered. The only person who understood him. It was time for him to rest.
Tiredness plagued his existence as he cradled Fyodor’s arm in his arms. He lay on the ground stuck in his thoughts.
What was the point anymore? He has felt what it was like to finally live, held it so close and it’s just gone.
He longed to join his love in the afterlife. To see him again, to taste him again.
But the fear of uncertainty was too much to bear. He lay and savored what remained of Fyodor. He held every one of his fingers between his, wishing it had the warmth of life in it.
Every second spent with Fyodor had been magical. Complete and utter bliss, an escape from the mediocrity of life. The only thing he left now.
He missed the person who truly understood everything he was. He never knew just how much Fyodor had stolen from him when he did that.
Fyodor had left him a husk of himself, his passion gone. He had nothing left.
The arm reminded him of what Fyodor always wanted. Nikolai was the only person who had been trusted with that knowledge.
He’ll do what Fyodor always wanted, he just had to get up.
Dazai was contemplating suicide as usual when. . .
Hi, y’all!
let’s try to write the weirdest BSD fanfic known to man/woman/humankind!
I’ll start.
On the dark, dusty streets of Yokohama… (your turn!)
I'm gonna start posting my really short one-shots on here.
Pumpkin - Peridot and Lapis start a dog army for their Pumpkin.
“Lapis!” Peridot shouted from the bottom of the barn to Lapis, who was hovering in the air.
“Yeah, Peri?” Lapis looked down.
“I’ve been researching dogs, as Steven calls them, and they are social creatures. But our Pumpkin is all alone out here,” Peridot exclaimed.
“Pumpkin is a pumpkin, and they have us,” Lapis replied.
“Yes, but what if they crave more than us!?” Peridot whined.
“Then take Pumpkin to more dogs?” Lapis stated.
“We don’t have more dogs!” Peridot cried.
Lapis sighed, “Then get Steven to make more?”
“Pumpkin needs companionship now! We need dogs!” Peridot waved her arms around to make it seem more urgent.
Lapis picked up Peridot and Pumpkin, “Let’s go dog hunting then.” Then she flew off.
The three of them grazed by grass as they searched for dogs. The bright sun shined across fields and fields of emptiness, quickly flying by.
They spotted a person walking their golden retriever below them. Lapis ducked and grabbed the dog and its leash in one big swoop.
They repeated this process several times before spotting many dogs, all gathered in a park.
“Lazuli! Look at all those dogs we’ve hit the jackpot!” Peridot cheered.
Wordlessly, Lapis landed them in the dog park.
Peridot stared awestruck and excitedly pointed to all kinds of dogs. “Look! There’s a great dane! Oh, and there’s a corgi!”
Lapis Lazuli smiled at this display, “I don’t know how we’ll carry all these dogs.”
Peridot didn’t hear her and instead strutted off to grab more dogs.
Lapis sighed and sat on the ground, waiting for Peridot’s return.
Pumpkin barked excitedly at other dogs and then barked and pawed at Lapis.
“What is it, Pumpkin?” Lapis asked.
Pumpkin spun around and chased its tail.
“Do you want to play?” Lapis observed.
Pumpkin nodded, and Lapis looked around for a nearby stick.
After finding and grabbing one, Lapis threw the stick and shouted, “Fetch!”
The dogs ecstatically chased after the stick and playfully fought amongst themselves for it.
Lapis continued playing fetch with the dogs while waiting for Peridot to return.
Eventually, Peridot returned with an angry crowd behind her.
Shouts rang from behind her, “Let's fly, Lapis!”
Lapis used her powers to carry all the dogs that were playing with each other.
Once they got to the barn, Pumpkin started happily getting to know all the other dogs.
“We’re such great parents,” Peridot smiled.
Steven made them return all the dogs.
Constructive criticism is appreciated!
Inserting bsd characters into my favorite memes
The extra cones and rods in your eyes make it easy to identify fake photos and videos. One day when you’re testifying in court, you notice one of the jurors is “fake”
Cannot tolerate the lack of Kousano content