Latest Posts by starfleet-xenobotanist - Page 8

I don't know if I'm just lucky or perhaps Star Trek has just the nicest fans ever but this commission was - again - such a lovely experience! This time @hobbithabits was the client and wanted an age swapped version of Bashirs and Garaks first meeting based on this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54883567 (Past Prologue (Introductions and Intrigue)) Older Bashir was no problem, I've already drawn him and we got lots of beautiful pics of Sid. But younger Garak was a fun challenge. And I couldn't resist giving him Andys fluffy choir boy hair >:D. Commissions still open <3

amok time

Ghost plants pt 2 :)

I'm learning about the "Type B" Cardassian uniform, and-

and I just-

Why

Why are they trying so hard to be sexy and covering themselves in Cardussys?

... Oh

I see

@ the people who think all nbs are teenagers

my irls have got me watching a lot of star trek lower decks recently. this is my takeaway

elim 'Federation GMO pussy has got me acting unwise' garak

while huge swathes of garak's heart are probably just like... the emotional equivalent of the aftermath of the chernobyl disaster. I think that right in the center of it there's a little julian bashir sitting at their usual table, and it's always the moment right before he glances up and breaks into a smile. and probably he's wearing a slutty little sexy halloween version of a doctor's uniform too but we don't have time to unpack that right now

In this picture you can see how much the artist craves summer 🏖️ As I've told you, I haven't completely abandoned digital painting. So just look at them! Where are they? Risa? Some Cardassian tourist planet? I want to know more

Fragments (including Garak's terribly content face) are under the cut

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

shoutout to @daftmooncretin for the inspo

cunty DS9 magazine covers save me

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

starfleet ds9 crew: we only have two morally compromising options before us here... what we need is a third option

the third option:

he's like if the trolley problem could be solved by a mentally unwell gay lizard jumping onto the trolley and blowing up the track before it got to the junction where the switch could theoretically happen

I had to draw the gay stegosaurus

Things My (non-trekkie) Friend Has Called Garak So Far:

“dinosaur boy”

“crocodile husband”

“gecko”

“GACK”

“that gay stegosaurus”

“the fuckin.. flamboyant bearded dragon you keep talking about”

“Julian!” (pause) “wait no that’s the boyfriend”

“Geordi right?”

“one of your spocks, the lizard one”

+human names but the first letter is replaced with a G, i.e. “Gatthew” “Gimothy” “Gackary” etc

“Gary”

Barbie Star Trek AU

I come barring art. I hope y’all like them.

Here we have another batch of uniforms because I’m indecisive and I can’t just stick to one idea.

And here we have Barbie’s Communicator, Phaser, and Tricorder.

still playing around with some sort of lower-light-level coloring. ehhh. anyway enjoy your *neeeyoooooowww* star trek erotica

they are playing Pretty Pretty Princess and spreading gossip <3

Cant stop thinking about how odo having marathon sex for 3 days was enough for quarks 5’4 self to snap and attempt to body slam a 500 pound jem hadar soldier

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

lankiest guy in starfleet

Launching my first art blogs with a small comic based on the amazing words of Ursula K. Le Guin!

Hard one eh I had only so many options, so if there's someone else you'd like to vote for, drop it in the comments and I'll count it in the results.

This is a friendly reminder to never, ever publish your book with a publishing company that charges you to publish with them. That is a vanity press, which makes money by preying on authors. They charge you for editing, formatting, cover art, and more. With most of these companies, you will never seen a cent of any royalties made from sale of your book. A legitimate publishing company only makes money when you make money, they will never charge you to publish with them. If a company approaches you and says "Hey, we'll publish your book, just pay us X amount of money," tell them to go fuck themself and block them.

K.A. Applegate, author of the Animorphs, Remnants, and Everworld book series:

K.A. Applegate, author of the Animorphs, Remnants, and Everworld book series: