I Have So Many Thoughts On The Artemis Fowl Movie, But Mostly

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!!

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

Manga Fyodor is the baby you want to protect and take to McDonald's every weekend for a Happy Meal. He looks so soft and pretty, but he wouldn't hesitate to kill a bitch if he needs to.

Meanwhile, Anime Fyodor looks like the devil that hides under your bed or inside your closet and steals all your food once you're asleep. He is the perfect definition of a rat and he wouldn't even bat an eye once he gets his hand on you and kills you quickly.

UNORTHODOX FLYERS THAT I’VE USED THROUGHOUT THE AGES.

save red from his choices

Umbreon vibing to some Post Malone on Pokémon Day