Starlight68912 - Very Short And Kinda Dumb

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

gifted kid burnout things that no one seems to talk about:

the raw panic of hearing about your potential, positive or negative

a weird brand of imposter syndrome where you genuinely think you’ve fluked your way through every success and you’re gonna be Exposed as a Fraud

never having learned how to study and having no idea where to start now that you need to

reading college level books as a kid but being basically illiterate now

dismissing your struggles as irrelevant because other people have it harder and i should be smart enough to handle this

feeling like you’ve lost all control over your life (maybe manifesting into depression, anxiety and disordered eating in a grasp for control over something)

being unable to decide on a career path because you could have had everything, only to watch those opportunities disappear as you fail to commit

what a week huh?

SNL SKETCH

Hamilton in the last lap

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’