Starlight68912 - Very Short And Kinda Dumb

UNORTHODOX FLYERS THAT I’VE USED THROUGHOUT THE AGES.

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

I WANT A EASTA EGG I WANT A EASTA EGG

This is the best thing I've seen all day

Manga Fyodor is the baby you want to protect and take to McDonald's every weekend for a Happy Meal. He looks so soft and pretty, but he wouldn't hesitate to kill a bitch if he needs to.

Meanwhile, Anime Fyodor looks like the devil that hides under your bed or inside your closet and steals all your food once you're asleep. He is the perfect definition of a rat and he wouldn't even bat an eye once he gets his hand on you and kills you quickly.

I have so many thoughts on the Artemis Fowl movie, but mostly

Disney+: We made an Artemis Fowl adaptation!

Me: You screwed up a perfectly good glorious bastard child, is what you did. Look at him, he has morals and no need for a redemption arc now.

Oof