Starlight68912 - Very Short And Kinda Dumb

THIS SIGNLE HANDEDLY CURED MY DEPRESSION, CLEARED MY SKIN AND TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

thinking about golden balenciaga boots N... he tries them on to learn to walk in them and once he figures that our hes frolicking in them all over the castle he cant be stopped. clang clang clang clang. this was a mistake. the sages trying to catch him like my lord please stop galloping

Grandma fighting bears so we can relax and play with stickers