I Am Convinced Ranpo Is Indestructible. That Man Doesn’t Have A Single Weakness. You Can’t Kill Him.

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

"I'm about to end my lifu with this fucking knifu"

- Osamu Dazai, probably.

Bsd villains as textposts [2/?]

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

Gracia: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Ranmaru: Can’t relate.

Hanbei: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Who's your favourite fictional character and why are they the villain, dead, traumatised or all three?

Kunikida: Ranpo, did you eat all the donuts?

Ranpo: No.

Kunikida: I can see the white powder on your pants.

Ranpo:

Ranpo: That’s cocaine.