Starlight68912 - Very Short And Kinda Dumb

in hoenn love always loses

KH games come and go but Xehanort is eternal

Dazai: What if one day I got hit by a truck?

Atsushi: I'd run over to help you and call Yosano-san.

Akutagawa: I'd be the one driving the truck.

Chuuya: I'd be the one teaching Akutagawa how to drive.

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

Serena: What did you do?

Calem: It’s a combination of getting arrested for trying to steal a car, contracting food poisoning and blowing up a marshmallow but it was fun and I made some good memories so none of that other stuff really matters

Chuuya, completely shit-faced: “Love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper”

Akutagawa, staring at the bottle, concerned: ....This is just vinegar..

i saw someone on tiktok make an "if the bw cast made slideshows" and thought it was funny so i made some of my own

This is the best thing I’ve seen in ages. Trust me, just watch it. 

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram