Don't Walk On My Roof

Nina: How’s your GiRlFriEnd doing?

Kaz: She’s not my girlfriend

Nina: You two broke up?

Inej: We got married.

~From the diary of Lucie Herondale~

Dear Celia,

Cruel prince James tried to catch a duck in the park. The duck was a faerie in disguise. Now Cruel prince James is eternally in love with the duck faerie. Papa is horrified and mama is trying to stop James from kissing every duck he sees.

I think it's funny.

If a dark haired boy with a tragic past comes and says he is catastrophically in love with me what do you think I'm gonna do?? Say no?

Notes on how to talk to me when I'm reading:

Don't talk to me when I'm reading.

Never forget no. 1 note.

Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!!!!!

My boiiiii the love of my life

William!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bro u gonna what?? Read the book-- Lemme know when u do!!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺

hellooo dibs<33

heard you are simping over a certain person who is also in my icon /pfp ?

here are some more of him

so i could force you into reading him

i want you to smile when you come back from hiatus<3

<33

hellooo jia <3

me gonna read the books and i smiled.

okay he's cute. like really cute.

Imagine Kaz Brekker meeting Thanos and all the infinity stones just dissappear 5 seconds later

Kit : How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Ty: Kit , it's four o'clock in the morning.

Kit : So, you can't sleep, huh?

Kit: ...

Kit: Is it because of the blanket?

Aelin *just gave birth to first born baby girl*

Aelin: *smiling holding her*

Aelin: *quietly with tears in her eyes* Rowan come meet your daughter

*Rowan smiles as he walks towards and kneels next to aelins bed, Aelin rests her head against his shoulder as Rowan held his hand out for his daughter*

Rowan: She has your eyes Fireheart.

Aelin: *quiet laugh*

Aelin: *whispers* so when do you think we can give her, her first dagger

Rowan: Fireheart she is literally five minutes old-

Will: How drunk was i last night?

Tessa: You punched the mirror screaming “There is only one Will Herondale”

Will: ……

*sees that my post got 19 notes* this is great. i'm going to get a good grade in tumblr, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.