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Happy Birthday to Sophie-mirror-is-my-greatest-weapon-Collins

Will: Sophie I have a proposal for you.

Sophie: Master Will you are a devil!!

*stomps away*

Will: I just wanted some cakes.

Gideon: Sophie I'm hungry.

Sophie: Alright what do you want for dinner?

Will*passing by* : ScOnEs.

Gideon: Sophie will you marry me?

Sophie: What?

Gideon: I said will you CARRY ME??

Sophie: . . .

Gideon: Sophie I have feelings for you.

Sophie: what kinda feelings?

Gideon: I don't know when i see you i wanna throw up.

Sophie: Drink this potion?

Jem: Tessa I have a gift for you.

Tessa: Oh Jem you didn't have to.

*opens gift*

Tessa: A bracelet! With herons and castle charms. I love it.

Will: But I still think Jem's portrait was the best gift.

What happened at Tessa's birthday.

Jem: Everyone get ready now it's time to cut the cake.Come on Tess, make a wish.

Tessa*closes her eyes*: ...

Will*blows out the candle*: Happy birthday!!

Everyone: WILL!!!!

Tessa: Why did you blow out my candles Will? It's my birthday!

Will: I know honey. But I knew you what you were going to wish, so I saved your precious breath.*winks*

Charlotte: What do you mean, Will?

Will: She was going to wish for every duck to leave London of course.

Gabriel*throwing up his hands*: He is impossible!

Will: Listen you Lightworm, first of all no one invited-

Cecily: Actually someone did invite him specially even though his invitation got lost in the mail. But since you blew out Tessa's candle you will get her present.

Will: No I can't take her present.

Cecily*thrusting the present in his hands*: Yes you can and you will. Open it.

*Opens the present*

Will: It's an egg?O_o

Cecily: It's upside down you idiot.

Will*throwing the present to Jem* : Nooo!!!

*Hides behind Tessa*

Will: Why would you give that- that thing to Tessa.

Jem*Putting the duck model on the floor*: Because... We knew you would do something like this. *Grinning* And so we bought it specifically for you.

*pushes the button*

Duck: Quack Quack!

Will: Keep that beast away from me! AAAHHHHHH!!!

*Runs out of the room*

Charlotte: Bring back some candles and we'll think about letting you stay!!

Tessa: Will you can stop now.

Will: But Tess that bloody Gabriel Lightworm called me dramatic!!

Tessa: Stop crying for angel's sake.

Will: Tess I have a present for you.

Tessa: You didn't have to get me anything Will.

*opens present*

Tessa: It's Jem's portrait.

Will: I know! Now we can admire him all day without him complaining about us staring at him.

Tessa: I- Thank you?

Will*smugly*: I am a genius.

Jem: Tessa I have a present for you.

Tessa: oh Jem you didn't have to get me anything.

*opens present*

Tessa*tearing up*: A ring. Are you proposing to me??

Jem: No it's for you and I gave one to Will. Now you both can marry each other.

Tessa: This plan is ridiculous Will!

Will*grinning*: Exactly.

when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

Bold of u to assume i eat cereal😂😂😂

Kidding. I do. Sometimes lol

And def more milk than cereal.

taylor swift lyric based on blog:

"your faithless love's the only hoax i believe in / don't want no other shade of blue but you / no other sadness in the world would do" from hoax

Ooohh i love this song and this is my favourite part. Thank you💕

Henry: Now Will push this button and throw it as far as you can.

*Will pushes the button and throws. *

*blast*

Will: Oh my god. Henry you killed us. It blasted!!! I want to die but not like this! I will never be able tell Tessa how-

Henry: WILL! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BLAST!

Will: I- Of course. I knew it. Yeah. Totally!

Charlotte: Henry darling this is amazing. You really outdid yourself this time- You set this on fire!

Henry*not looking up* : Thanks Lottie. This wasn't anything complex-

Charlotte: No Henry! This is on fire! YOU SET THIS ON FIRE!!

Henry: OoH.

"My child is completely fine." No your child has an (un)healthy obsession with ✨Will Herondale✨.

Gabriel: Honey you love me right?

Cecily: What did you do?

Gabriel: I may have told James his surname is Heronduck.

Cecily: There's more.

Gabriel: And he may have said to Will he is a Heronduck.

Cecily:...

Cecily: Good luck.

Cecily: Gabriel I want to go see Will. Come with me.

Gabriel: Darling, I can't go today. I have a important meeting.

Cecily*dripping sarcasm*: It's been a month since Will called you a lightworm, i think you need to hear it again. Come on lightworm!

Gabriel:....

Gabriel: Okay.

Will Herondale when he thought he was cursed:

"No, I mean enterprising,” said Will. “When I mean morally deficient, I say, ‘Now, that’s something I would have done"

~Will Herondale

If a dark haired boy with a tragic past comes and says he is catastrophically in love with me what do you think I'm gonna do?? Say no?

Tessa: Jem have you seen Will?

Jem: No but wait.

*In a loud voice.*

Jem: Of course Gabriel you can go anywhere with Cecily.

Will *visibly tripping while running upto them*: That lightworm will not take my sister anywhere without consequences. Where is he?

Titiana: Will can I have your number?

Will: I don't have a phone.

Tatiana: I can see it right in your hand.

*Will throwing away his phone.*

Will: Now you don't.

Jem: Are you drunk Will?

Will:

Jem: You can't keep breaking Gabriel's legs, arm or wrist just to see me.

*Will transfixed at Jem but not paying attention.*

Will: of course not next time it'll be his neck.

Jem: What?

Will: What?

Tatiana: Will can I have your number?

Will: I don't have a phone.

Tatiana: I can see it right in your hand.

*Will throwing away his phone.

Will: Now I don't.

*Will coming into the institute visibly soaked*

Jem: What happend Will? Why are you wet?

Will*fuming in anger*: A duck threw me into the river.

Tessa: But how can a duck do that?

Will: That hateful creature came upto me and said quack and I absolutely know that it was threatening me.

Jem: But again why are you wet?

Will: I jumped into the river after that obviously.

*Stomping away, muttering*

Bloodthirsty little beast. Never trust a duck!

My idioticity has no limit.

~Will Herondale, probably.

Happy Birthday to ✨ William Owen Herondale ✨ human equivalent of hot chocolate.

Will took his revenge from Gabriel by dressing as worm with lights around his head for the halloween.

Whoever asked him what's he dressed up as.

He pointed at Gabriel and said lightworm.

Christopher: Uncle Will this is for you.

Will: Thank you Chris. What did you get me?

*Opens Box*

*Drops Box*

Will*screams and runs* : Gabriel Lightworm you will pay for this!!

Christopher: But Dad said he liked ducks!