Admitting That Ever Since He Joined The Campaign Trail The Billionaire Tech Mogul Had Refused To Leave

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

*knits the red string of fate into a cosy blanket*

the polar express band was cute, i liked them

Something smells a bit... Fruity

For home is a person when you wander.

gimli and legolas in sansûkh — home (sansûkh week: day 6)

chapter 30 || the enemy, andrew belle || chapter 33 || unsaid, flor || chapter 25 || running after you, matthew mole || chapter 33 || never stop, tyler brown williams || chapter 45 || the light, chptrs

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Happy ween it's espooky day!!!!!!!

Reblogging for future use

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

SIGNING

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

Re blogging bc this is the one place I can watch Pan's Labrynth

this is a free website that lets you watch and stream anything. it’d be a shame if this website got around.

I looked up phone dimensions and it still wasn't skinny enough for mine but y'all enjoy this Tristan Thorn background

Going to an international studies event tomorrow for a trip I'm going on.

I also coincidentally learned how to say a few words in ASL because I want to become conversational in it at some point.

Here's the thing.

My friend and I learned how to sign penis.

So now i have the moral battle of whether or not to teach anyone who's from overseas and my age how to say that in ASL.

To dick joke or not to dick joke.