Kurt Kunkle You Will Always Be Famous + Speedpaint

Wait percentages for preference is so smart. Neither person has to actually choose, it's just whatever someone is more opinionated about.

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

OTGW + LOTR + DGHDA

(in OTGW style)

[ID: three sketches of various characters done in a round, cartoon-ish style resembling the animation of the tv show Over the Garden Wall. The first sketch is of Wirt and Greg from Over the Garden Wall. Greg is holding their frog, who is singing, and Beatrice, a blue bird, is flying above them. There are sparkles around Greg.

The second sketch is of Samwise and Frodo from lord of the rings, dressed to go on their adventure, but looking nervous. Frodo is holding his cloak closed, and the Samwise is holding on to his backpack.

The last sketch is of Todd and Dirk from Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective agency. Todd is looking exasperated and huffing out a breath. Dirk looks excited and is pointing a finger in the air, and there is a sparkle next to his face. Todd is wearing a pointed hat, holding a wand, and pulling on Dirk’s ear. Dirk is holding a frog. End ID]

thanks @parallelunivrses for helping me with the description!

I need to learn the art of having inside thoughts actually.

Please, I need reasons to talk about stuff. Let me knowledge you.

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

Reblogging for future use

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

HE'S SO WEEEEE!!!! THE LIL SKUNGL!!!!!

Baby Horse Shoe

If no one let's me 0ull this prank then I am not going to my funeral

years down the line at my funeral my future life partner gives a beautiful heartfelt speech but they end it with "i know her spirit lives among us" and the lid flies off my coffin like a cork off a champagne bottle

FUCK IT WE BALL

*knits the red string of fate into a cosy blanket*