Imagine if you will a sort of 50 year old zaddy saxon... Silver fox saxon... lost everything and spent decades climbing his way back to the top saxon...
I am very obsessed w pschwarz right now in a way I've not been w a celeb in a long time and it's reminding me how inane red carpet/podcast etc interviews are. Like the questions are so meaningless. Whereas, if u let me at him, i would have Such Things to ask 😇
Called shot: if Patrick Schwarzenegger gets cast as Patrick Bateman in Guadagnino's American Psycho i will get his face tattooed on my ass in whatever still is most equivalent to this vibe
Curse those fucking pinstripe gloves and also get me a pair
I am so deeply obsessed w wellness I had to leave a review and come all up in your ask box directly to say it. It is SO GOOD
🖤🖤🖤 telling on myself as a Top With Problems online
Thank u!
Everyone's fics that are like "actually they fall in love and get married" and I'm like "what if they beat the shit out of each other"
Oh to be a vomit + humiliation girly in the year twenty twenty five
the throw up brothers. they throw up
I underestimated the amount which having ppl comment frothing about my fics would boost my self esteem and if I had known I would've gotten into it way sooner. Like being a professional writer is thankless compared to this
im 30 and a mom i have no business doing all this. u can find me on ao3 under the same name
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