Called Shot: If Patrick Schwarzenegger Gets Cast As Patrick Bateman In Guadagnino's American Psycho I

I am very obsessed w pschwarz right now in a way I've not been w a celeb in a long time and it's reminding me how inane red carpet/podcast etc interviews are. Like the questions are so meaningless. Whereas, if u let me at him, i would have Such Things to ask 😇

Oh to be a vomit + humiliation girly in the year twenty twenty five

the throw up brothers. they throw up

I can't stop picturing Patrick Schwarzenegger singing this song. Idk if he can sing but... just imagine it pls

(If I knew how to make a hot lil fancam of him to it i would)

Hey can I send u a video of me jerkin it? Yeah it's really sexy. Only thing is you can hear DS9 on in the background. Yeah it's a Quark episode. But you can just ignore that, it's unrelated

Everyone's fics that are like "actually they fall in love and get married" and I'm like "what if they beat the shit out of each other"

Curse those fucking pinstripe gloves and also get me a pair

I underestimated the amount which having ppl comment frothing about my fics would boost my self esteem and if I had known I would've gotten into it way sooner. Like being a professional writer is thankless compared to this