Hey Can I Send U A Video Of Me Jerkin It? Yeah It's Really Sexy. Only Thing Is You Can Hear DS9 On In

Oh to be a vomit + humiliation girly in the year twenty twenty five

the throw up brothers. they throw up

SAXON RATLIFF AND LOCHLAN RATLIFF THE WHITE LOTUS (2021-)

I underestimated the amount which having ppl comment frothing about my fics would boost my self esteem and if I had known I would've gotten into it way sooner. Like being a professional writer is thankless compared to this

Called shot: if Patrick Schwarzenegger gets cast as Patrick Bateman in Guadagnino's American Psycho i will get his face tattooed on my ass in whatever still is most equivalent to this vibe

Imagine if you will a sort of 50 year old zaddy saxon... Silver fox saxon... lost everything and spent decades climbing his way back to the top saxon...

Everyone's fics that are like "actually they fall in love and get married" and I'm like "what if they beat the shit out of each other"

Curse those fucking pinstripe gloves and also get me a pair