kazuma "accidental innuendos" asogi
classic toxic yuri btw.
Could have sworn this was an episode
House playing the sims on his DS and making him and Wilson in the game and either:
1. making them kiss, or
2. doing everything in his power to stop making them kiss but it's like they have a mind of their own and they keep trying to fuck each other
he gets figured out because he very cagily snaps his DS shut whenever someone comes in the room and barely lets it out of his sight
delivery
glados clasping chell’s arm to pull her back through the portal to earth is. hi 😳
im soooo. im not crazy right im NOT overthinking it. its tender. its gentle. as gentle as glados ever manages, maybe. we KNOW how powerful she is, we know how easily she could crush chell’s arm in that metal grip. so the amount of precision. and care. that she is using. to hold chell just tightly enough that she won’t be sucked back out into space but not so hard that she’ll be hurt is. not to be a lesbian but oh my god.
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The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode
mlp art dump :3
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