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no but jayvik is so fucking funny to me like

one of them is from the Evil City and he does drugs one time and almost dies. he’s got severe cheekbones and a slavic accent but he’s one of the most soft spoken characters in the whole show. he died three times and tried to kill himself once. his best friend wants to live inside his skin in a totally normal and platonic way. he became jesus because a rocket from the Evil City blew him up and then the power of homosexual love saved his eternal soul.

the other is a Hot Man™ who pulls the sexiest woman ever animated by being naive and intelligent. he is still a crippling bisexual. he tried to kill himself but he got negged and became Less Depressed instantly. when he remembers his best friends face, he specifically remembers the burning gold of his eyes. despite being the stereotypical depiction of the “ideal man” he is certifiably possessive, obsessive, selfish, and insane. this only makes him more attractive somehow. he performed necromancy with world-altering technology and then got broken up with. he fell down a ravine and became the Sexiest Man I Have Ever Seen™. he saved his best friend from becoming a genocidal eldritch being with the power of gay love.

Halloween should last the whole month. I want to see costumes all month long.

Im posting this in may to give you all enough time to comply with my demands.

They are saying this whilst making out

House: I just had Foreman and Chase break into the patients house and i diagnosed him with this rare disorder that has only 15 cases a year and originates in central Europe.

Wilson: House help I can't stop cheating on my wife

One year's art progress on the main six.

The fact I can imagine this scene in my head says a lot. About the writer or about me I do not know

placing a wire cage on wilson’s desk, house tapped against wilson’s desk with his cane. “need you to do surgery on this patient.”

wilson barely looked up from his paperwork. “i don’t do surgery on rodents.”

“fibroadenoma. need an oncologist to remove the mass,” house said.

that got wilson to glance up. “you could easily surgically remove that yourself. you don’t need my help,” wilson replied as he squinted at the rat in the cage. “wait a minute, is that your rat?”

house rolled his eyes. “the fact you couldn’t say for certainty if that’s someone else’s rat or steve mcqueen, and you live with him, says a lot.”

throwing his hands up into the air, wilson sighed. “a rat is a rat. they all look the same.”

house faux-gasped. “where did you get your degree from? i’m personally revoking your license and sending you back to vet school.”

“who’s rat is it?”

house smirked lazily. “let’s say the owners name is egg.”

“you’re the worst. it is your rat, isn’t it?”

“steve is our rat.”

wilson dropped his head down against the table. “what did you do to give “our” rat a fibroadenoma?”

tsking, house dropped down onto the couch that was tucked into the corner of wilson’s office. “nothing you can prove. do the surgery on your lunch break.”

the sigh that came out of wilson’s mouth was long suffering. house knew that meant wilson was agreeing to whatever hair-brained scheme house had come up with. “if he continues to gnaw loudly on wooden blocks during the night and keeps waking me up, i’m slipping him too much propofol during the procedure.”

house snagged his cane and got up from the couch. “no you won’t. you secretly love him.” house left the room and wilson watched him go.

reaching into the cage, wilson snagged steve mcqueen and placed him on the desk so he could wander across the surface. “knew it was you all along, steve. already put a surgical plan together for you when i saw the mass last week,” wilson said. he stroked a finger over steve’s head and settled back into his seat to finish up his paperwork so he’d have the time to do surgery during lunch.

A fluttercord baby that is not canon to the current au, but maybe I’ll use him in another. Very wet cat vibes, he’s popular but doesn’t want to be, etc.

I cant, holmes and watson are gay in every universe. These are the most "history hates lovers" characters. Yet people refuse to believe these bitches gay. (Spoilers) House fakes his death to spend wilsons last few months with him like i cant

Can’t even argue with that

house md is essentially: house suggests something absolutely insane as a diagnosis or treatment, all the underlings thinks it won’t work but do what house says anyway because no one can really argue with house’s logic except cuddy but house does what he wants anyway, wilson is in the background looking all smitten at house, house sees the fond looks that wilson is giving him and decides to pull pranks on wilson, wilson is more cunning and pranks house back and somehow that’s a love language that equates to them banging and exchanging a marriage proposal all at once, house sudden gets an ah-ha moment while he’s eye-fucking wilson and he saves the day with a diagnosis of infective wind exposure, everyone has some poignant moment at the end of the episode, and house goes home with wilson

Everyone's already ragged on that "woke videogames" list, but I do want to note the ridiculousness of the fact that Darkest Dungeon (Lovecraftian dungeon crawler where some of the characters are black and/or women) is "woke", Fallout New Vegas (RPG about what political system you think is the best to fight fascism) is "slightly woke", and Frostpunk (city builder about the moral compromises that come up in dire circumstances and whether or not it leads to tyranny) is "not woke."