"House MD Is Unrealistic" You're Right Here's My Script For A Realistic Medical Show

“You think I'm just going to turn all this back because you say so? Because if I don't, I'll lose the one friend I ever had?”

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

have an old tweet i made back when i used twitter

Enough labeling Summers white boy summer this Summer that summer. this summer is just going to be summer. okay no special branded #ad deal summer for this one okay just summer eat a fucking hot dog and shut the fuck up

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

Sorry liberal but there is only 5 genders

Worker, engineer, automaton, child and amputee

i love to move on. i love to transition. i love to shed skin and act like it never happened. yes, i love to act brand new

What do you think would Happen if there was halman and chelldos double date lol It would go absolutely horrible and awkward

His appearance aged even just a bit shook her to her core. It was just due to losing someone so dear to him, but the change felt like he would one day fade away as well

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode