His Appearance Aged Even Just A Bit Shook Her To Her Core. It Was Just Due To Losing Someone So Dear

Little Pinkie Jump =3

when the character is emotionally stunted and insecure about their physical disability and the way others view them and copes with this by appearing sarcastic and confident when in actuality they are deeply afraid of disappointing their loved ones and their life being ultimately meaningless no matter how intelligent or remarkable they are and also have a subtextually homoerotic queerbaited relationship with their partner in science

Halloween should last the whole month. I want to see costumes all month long.

Im posting this in may to give you all enough time to comply with my demands.

I cant, holmes and watson are gay in every universe. These are the most "history hates lovers" characters. Yet people refuse to believe these bitches gay. (Spoilers) House fakes his death to spend wilsons last few months with him like i cant

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

DUDE WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HOUSE!!

Every time I think of the finale I get so emotional. House said in an earlier season "if you die, I'm alone" and they really did an excellent job elaborating on that. House would rather throw away his job, be literally dead to everyone he knows, give up everything just for the sake of staying by Wilson's side even for a few months.

It's so bittersweet. They rode off into the sunset and everyone they left behind is moving forward. You can't help but wonder what will happen when House inevitably ends up alone, but that doesn't matter, because he's happy to live in the moment with Wilson.

I want a post canon story of their last vacation together. I want them sitting by a shitty stick fire while House makes his regular gay jokes saying "you can cuddle me to stay warm, but nothing too handsy" while Wilson laughs. I want Wilson to insist he can climb a mountain, get exhausted and need to stop halfway, and quietly admit he should have taken House's pain more seriously over the years as they share vicodin. I want them to get on the wrong flight and end up in Las Vegas and say oh well fuck it, let's count cards at the casino. But also I don't want that because I know that it would absolutely destroy me when House has to say goodbye to Wilson.

Anyway haha House MD is good

I think House should:

accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual

start dating a man

the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)

House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first

House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)

anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end

#STIMMING!!