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Genuinely thought I was over this meme...

and yet...

some of these really feel like clickbait youtube thumbnails and i love them for that

# Cant tell if this is a villain origin story or a hero origin story

button collection RANSACKED

I think House should:

accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual

start dating a man

the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)

House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first

House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)

anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end

Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

Exileverse AU Pinkie Pie is jester-coded

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

"oh you just like chelldos because you want an older woman to be cold and demeaning to you" uh excuse you i like chelldos because i want to be a horrible and incomprehensible inhuman facility and have an intense woman put her hands in my delicate wires while we both actively choose to be uncharacteristically tender instead of killing each other in huge explosive ways. also woman tank top awooga

Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

dreams to reality

“You think I'm just going to turn all this back because you say so? Because if I don't, I'll lose the one friend I ever had?”