I think House should:
accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual
start dating a man
the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)
House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first
House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)
anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end
so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though
Mane 6 as humans!!
lazy ass moodboard of the most pookiest oncologist x333
I♡James Wilson
classic toxic yuri btw.
“I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago”
WRONG — you love his stubble. you love that he looks like a mutt with behavioural issues you adopted from the pound. you want to feel his stubble on your skin but youre too much of a coward to ask, aren’t you wilson?
The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode
transfem wilson call her wilsDAUGHTER
ive been saying !!
glados clasping chell’s arm to pull her back through the portal to earth is. hi 😳
im soooo. im not crazy right im NOT overthinking it. its tender. its gentle. as gentle as glados ever manages, maybe. we KNOW how powerful she is, we know how easily she could crush chell’s arm in that metal grip. so the amount of precision. and care. that she is using. to hold chell just tightly enough that she won’t be sucked back out into space but not so hard that she’ll be hurt is. not to be a lesbian but oh my god.
you literally can’t convince me that Portal 2 isn’t literature. there’s heavy use of allegory and symbolism. there’s a ghost haunting the walls. two of the most interesting characters are women who barely speak. there’s allusions to greek mythology. there’s an arrogant man talking you to death. there’s classical music (briefly). it ponders what it means to be human and proposes that mankind’s hubris will lead to its downfall. the moon is there
and also its kinda extremely gay but in a repressed angsty way