“U Think House Is A Bottom Bc U R Ableist And Don’t Think Disabled People Can Top Blah Blah Blah”

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be

I cant, holmes and watson are gay in every universe. These are the most "history hates lovers" characters. Yet people refuse to believe these bitches gay. (Spoilers) House fakes his death to spend wilsons last few months with him like i cant

DUDE WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HOUSE!!

Every time I think of the finale I get so emotional. House said in an earlier season "if you die, I'm alone" and they really did an excellent job elaborating on that. House would rather throw away his job, be literally dead to everyone he knows, give up everything just for the sake of staying by Wilson's side even for a few months.

It's so bittersweet. They rode off into the sunset and everyone they left behind is moving forward. You can't help but wonder what will happen when House inevitably ends up alone, but that doesn't matter, because he's happy to live in the moment with Wilson.

I want a post canon story of their last vacation together. I want them sitting by a shitty stick fire while House makes his regular gay jokes saying "you can cuddle me to stay warm, but nothing too handsy" while Wilson laughs. I want Wilson to insist he can climb a mountain, get exhausted and need to stop halfway, and quietly admit he should have taken House's pain more seriously over the years as they share vicodin. I want them to get on the wrong flight and end up in Las Vegas and say oh well fuck it, let's count cards at the casino. But also I don't want that because I know that it would absolutely destroy me when House has to say goodbye to Wilson.

Anyway haha House MD is good

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

I think House should:

accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual

start dating a man

the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)

House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first

House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)

anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end

ive been saying !!

Hilson cats ❤️

There is no explanation for this show other than that these two are lovers. They just don't make queerbait like they used to and I weirdly miss it.

“I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago”

WRONG — you love his stubble. you love that he looks like a mutt with behavioural issues you adopted from the pound. you want to feel his stubble on your skin but youre too much of a coward to ask, aren’t you wilson?