Halloween Should Last The Whole Month. I Want To See Costumes All Month Long.

“You think I'm just going to turn all this back because you say so? Because if I don't, I'll lose the one friend I ever had?”

Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be

some of these really feel like clickbait youtube thumbnails and i love them for that

I think House should:

accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual

start dating a man

the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)

House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first

House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)

anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end

There is no explanation for this show other than that these two are lovers. They just don't make queerbait like they used to and I weirdly miss it.

Little Pinkie Jump =3

Need

Wilson dies and House kills himself because he can't bear to be alone. But its okay because heaven is in the form of a hospital and they eventually forget they ever died and have fun pranking each other and helping their patients

lesbians breaking all laws known to man or nature to bring their girlfriends back through mad science/dark magic reblog if you agree

#STIMMING!!

A fluttercord baby that is not canon to the current au, but maybe I’ll use him in another. Very wet cat vibes, he’s popular but doesn’t want to be, etc.