Me Completely By Myself In My Room: Alright Everybody Just Calm Down

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

*drunk after a night out with the team*

Eddie: l love you so much.

Buck: I love you too.

Eddie: This is real.

Buck: I know.

Eddie: You're my husband!

Buck: You're my husband!

Eddie: You married me in front of

people!

Buck: I did, I was there!

Hope: You got a haircut.

Y/n: Oh, yeah. Do you like it?

Hope: Looks okay-- I guess.

[later]

Hope, sobbing into Josie' shoulder: She looks so good.

Josie: I know.

Hope: I'm so gay.

Josie: I know…

we should start using pippa fitz-amobi instead of rory gilmore for study inspiration

the day has finally come

THEY NEED TO POST A VIDEO AT 7:30 OF THEM AT AN OLIVE GARDEN ASKING IF THE TABLE IS READY.

will they get the table? will we have to wait another 15 years for the food? will they not have the reservation ready and have to make a new one? who knowsssss 😭.

seriously tho i would cry.

love how she doesn't even bother to ask if crowley has a wife or girlfriend. one look at him and it's clear there is no heterosexual explanation for anything about crowley

The way men are being completely misogynistic and calling Margot Robbie "mid" and "ugly" when she's playing a strong, independent, female lead, but we're completely and totally in love with her when she played a mentally ill woman who was in an extremely abusive relationship totally disgusts me.

anyways, live, laugh, love barbie 💖 💕 💓

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

Trials of Apollo continuing to hit me in the throat at random moments:

‘It could never mean as much as Jason’s goodness, his fervent desire to honour every god, and leave no one out.’

Apollo loved Jason so much, and he didn’t even really get enough time to understand that. They could have been the brother they both always needed, and instead Apollo is struggling through losing someone so inherently deep down good, whilst reckoning with his own selfishness, and dealing with Jason choosing to sacrifice himself for Apollo.

And don’t even get me started on Hazel. Felt that anger all the way to my core honestly.