stasam26
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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
alex albon is so funny bc one hand he's like i HATE the media i HATE doing interviews etc etc. then he's in an interview telling everyone how george gave him a throat infection after they shared a bed (???) and saying some vague shit which leaves everything to the imagination. and then he'll go on a podcast or another pr thing and the public will sing his praises because he's so funny and nice (as they should !!). he'll say he doesn’t want to have a youtube channel and then go on instagram and make a post about his dog's balls. he's a full time WAG. he's fully brainrotted with a screen time of 17 hours. he has like 20 pets. he's the only one doing famous right i love him.
Annabeth: Do you have any idea who I am? Do you know who my mother is?
Percy: Ok. Annabeth - I know what you mean, but right now the way you're talking and acting - you're reminding me of the rich snobs that I used to go to private school with. The really annoying, rich, entitled ones.
Annabeth: What are you talking about? I am rich - both my parents are rich. And I am entitled! Do you know what I've done for the mortal world? The greek world? The lengths I've gone for you especially?? Damn right I'm entitled!
Percy:
Percy: I am actually dating a rich private school snob. What the actual fuck. My 12 year old self would murder me if he saw me with you.
Trials of Apollo continuing to hit me in the throat at random moments:
‘It could never mean as much as Jason’s goodness, his fervent desire to honour every god, and leave no one out.’
Apollo loved Jason so much, and he didn’t even really get enough time to understand that. They could have been the brother they both always needed, and instead Apollo is struggling through losing someone so inherently deep down good, whilst reckoning with his own selfishness, and dealing with Jason choosing to sacrifice himself for Apollo.
And don’t even get me started on Hazel. Felt that anger all the way to my core honestly.
they are so real for this
Some so-called Supernatural fans: "The actors have all moved on. There is no need for a 16th season."
Misha Collins: "I found Castiel in my carpet."
WTF DO YOU MEAN LOGAN SARGEANT GOT DROPPED FOR THE NEXT RACES WTF?!
WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU JAMES ISTG
tumblr will see the manliest man to ever man and be like “he wants to kiss boys sooo bad” and they’re right.
“why do you still use tumblr?”
listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow
Yk personally I feel like all these booktokers who shit on good girl bad blood not being as good as the other books kinda miss the whole point of it. It doesn’t suffer from middle book syndrome it had a fucking purpose and that was to show pip’s growing disappointment and eventual hatred of the legal system that has always let her and her friends down. It’s point was to take pip from being the optimistic ‘good girl’ who believed in the rules to the pip we see in as good as dead who when faced with the decision between escape with her life or kill her future rapist and murderer so that he couldn’t ever hurt any girl again chose to fucking kill him. The second book was personally the most necessary book in the entire series because without it pip would not have been able to grow and become the pip that we all love so much and it’s just so frustrating to see all these people just completely miss the fucking point
girls dont want bad boys, they want a man who will immediately help them pin the murder they committed on a serial rapist
When I think of female rage I think of Pippa Fitz-Amobi finding out about Max Hastings being “innocent”. I think about her pouring coke on some jerks head and shoving one of her friends against the lockers and holding him by the throat for accusing her of lying. I think about her breaking windows and painting “Rapist I will get you” on Max’s door. I think of her shoving protesters and breaking signs at Stanley’s funeral.
She's a 10 but she murdered a serial killer and then framed it on a rapist so obviously she's an 11
You’re right, it’s not all men, Ravi fucking Singh would NEVER
Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.
My brain is like a google window
there's 17 tabs open, 4 of them are frozen and you can't find where the music is coming from
sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
"hows life going" idk bro ive been ignoring it
me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down
we should start using pippa fitz-amobi instead of rory gilmore for study inspiration
i am officially claiming my spot as an agggtm fan before the show comes out. thank you that is all.
the day has finally come
THEY NEED TO POST A VIDEO AT 7:30 OF THEM AT AN OLIVE GARDEN ASKING IF THE TABLE IS READY.
will they get the table? will we have to wait another 15 years for the food? will they not have the reservation ready and have to make a new one? who knowsssss 😭.
seriously tho i would cry.
lord forgive me for the person i will become on december 20th
queen of delusion (I genuinely believe byler and lokius will be canon)
Kai: Something’s off.
Y/n: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Kai: No, but that’s funny.
google search how to act normal
google search how often should i blink
google search what am i supposed to say after i say whats up and they say not much
google search how close is it normal to stand
google search am i offputting