Some Things To Remember On This Monday Afternoon For Us Americans:

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Had a dream that involved someone suggesting freezing cubes of butter as ice cubes for iced coffee as a solution for some problem. I no longer have any recollection of what problem this was supposed to solve.

Another thing I've noticed working as a children's librarian is like... kids get so Paralyzed By Choice and the adults in their lives never really register why. Like, for example, we have little scavenger hunt sheets in the children's section and when a kid completes it, they get to pick out a cute eraser from our prize basket. We also have a little toy prize chest as part of our "1000 books before Kindergarten" challenge for when kids complete 100 books--and kids will spend minutes carefully picking through everything while their parents are shooting us anxious looks like "sorry they're taking so long! I know this is silly and it's completely ridiculous that my child is taking so long to choose between a bath toy and a cube puzzle because these are cheap and arbitrary objects! Hurry up, Harper! Just pick something! You're embarrassing me!!" But in the kids' perspective, they already have so little control over what objects come into their lives, and in this case, the object represents labor and effort on their end, so of course they feel they must choose very carefully. I've always been an anxious and indecisive person, so it's striking to see how being rushed really doesn't help that and really only makes it harder for kids to figure out what they want.

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Ok Tumblr how do we feel about CCCC x CRK. Yes? No? Should I finish this? You choose, chat.

all of them???? well you better get a special shoutout or something for going that far instead of just submitting one or two

PUZZLE WEEK - DAY THREE

* [I WOULD HOPE YOU "AUDIENCE" MEMBERS ENJOY NUMBERS.] * [THIS ONE WILL SURELY DEFEAT YOU.]

DAY THREE TASK: SUDOKU

[MORSE] has tasked you [the audience] with completing this sudoku grid. You have until APRIL 8 to complete this task. You are permitted to download the image containing the sudoku in order to fill it in. When you are finished and you believe you have solved this puzzle, submit your answers directly through the askbox. REMEMBER: YOU CAN HELP YOUR FELLOW AUDIENCE MEMBERS, BUT ANSWER-SHARING IS NOT ALLOWED!

Good luck!

having someone yap about something that they find interesting will never not be cute

so my orchestra teacher has adhd and honestly it's funny

"And violas, you gotta play a little louder, there's 8 or so second violins and 6 first violins, and only 3 of you guys... S's trying to melt onto the floor over there... oh, wow, it's raining... anyways, so, we start at measure 54- Okay, no idea what it is, but every year and class, whoever sits in those three chairs talk a LOT. Every. Time. Okay, now measure 54-"

"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!

I have access to this bootleg-ish version of MS Paint on my Chromebook, so have these doodles I made of HMS + a bonus Darrell