Experiment Failure

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this is where ill post quirky, relatable posts about love, life and shame.

just after pigs fly, hell freezes over, and i go to therapy.

wait you guys are 14? i'm 13 (14 in feb) and just assumed everybody else was 17 or something :sob:

WE’RE??? THE SAME AGE??? WHAT

SORRY IM VERY ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️CASUE YOURE LIKE ONE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLENIN THIS FANDOM TO ME HOW ARE YOU MY AGE .

sorry for the late response but

wdym your 14. I THOUGHT U WERE 16. WHAT

mind makes beep noises as a vocal stim

Headcanon #1112

Marine life specialists noticed a spotted eagle ray mother was having trouble and helped her deliver two baby rays 

(Source)

I have access to this bootleg-ish version of MS Paint on my Chromebook, so have these doodles I made of HMS + a bonus Darrell

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

@crowwolf8

A crow eating snow.

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

reblogging so i get more gems like this eventually