Crying 🤧🤧🤧🤧

If it weren’t for you, I never would’ve survived my childhood.

I was actually your pal till you said you wanted city to win the League 🥴 for a loyal Liverpool fan lmao x

Haha I’m very sorry! Genuinely because of John stones and Bernardo silva tbf and the fact that the only Liverpool fan I know in person I don’t particularly like so if I’m honest I just want them to suffer ahah. We can still be pals though I don’t care too much about who wins the league all I want is Newcastle to stay up!

Can y’all believe this is the man that was assigned as the love of my life ?????????????

HUBBY ON POINT

*chanting* Smutty Lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard Smutty Lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard Smutty Lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard Smutty Lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard smutty lingard

YES, chant it

So he’s subbed off after 70 minutes, sending you a wink and a subtle flick of the head to follow as he goes for his post-match shower. And you follow, cheeks heating up despite no one seeing, hurriedly finding the dressing room. Jesse is immediately on you, pushing you against the door, closing it as he does and locking it. Tongue in your mouth, hand in your hair, sweaty body pressed against yours and you moan into his mouth and he loves it. And he’s pushing you and his shorts down, head falling backwards and a string of moans pouring out of his mouth as you work on him. Tip first, teasing him, stroking him, head going further and further down, gaining a rhythm. And his moans are getting more loud and intense as he’s pulling you back up, mouth on yours again, pushing down your trousers, hand under the shirt with his name on the back, resting on your waist as he lowers you onto the cold bench, head between your legs. And then it’s you moaning, and your knuckles going white as his tongue and his fingers do their work, moving perfectly with his expertise (and you make a mental note to mention that later). And it’s when he comes back up, ready to kiss you again that there’s a knock on the door and the two of you pull up your clothes, Jesse unlocking the door to find Marcus at the front of a large group of footballers clad in red and you walk past sheepishly, all of them smirking at you and you laugh as you hear Rashford speak, ‘couldn’t even watch us win could ya?’

‘Well I had other business, beansprouts’.

football has literally made me forget about all the fandoms i was part of before wtf i used to watch like 15 shows per season and now i just spend my time watching men in shorts kick a ball like an idiot

john stones + bernardo silva

giving winks a blowjob

And your moving your head in steady motions, hand working the parts you can’t get and he’s groaning slightly, hands in your hair, forcing you further down on him. And you’re gagging, eyes watering as his cock hits the back of your throat, his head thrown back and brown eyes rolling. And you’re looking up at him as you move back and forth, cock still hitting the back of your throat, taking all of him in this time and he’s barely able to articulate how fucking good you love, all of him in your mouth, eyes leaking and spit on your chin - so he just clings onto your hair tighter.

Don’t ask me why but Ronaldo has and will always look like a wax work to me

dating winksy would include?

him treating you constantly

not just to material things, but like running you a bath after a long day, listening to you complain about work or school, giving you a glass of wine

looking after you when you’re ill and buying you all your favourite things

just being all round caring because he’s definitely the most caring person that’s ever existed

Puppy dog eyes that you can’t refuse whenever he wants something

Wrapped up together in blankets on the sofa when he’s injured and wanting to watch the match

Not at all in letting him have sex with you when he’s injured

‘Okay maybe just a blowjob’

Damn those puppy eyes

Going about both your lives, not necessarily doing everything together, but always making sure to come home, pour yourselves a glass of wine and tell each other about it

Making sure to go out for a meal at least once a month: you take it in turns to pay