And Can You Make A Masterlist Pleasee 🥺

john and kyle being john and kyle 

Free kicks like Messi’s just remind me that football takes thought and it’s not always just men running around with big dick energy frustrating the hell out of me?!? Like it’s not just dumb luck, the amount of thought put in by and talent that man has is unreal.

person: *is significantly taller than me*

me: interesting… did you know I’m in love with you

How’s Stones and the United photographer getting on they still texting ?

They’re texting everyday now. The odd flirty text seeping into the mass of ‘hows your day been?’ But it doesn’t translate to in person meeting and how can it not you live in the same city, you walk the same streets - how have you never seen each other since? And Jesse is teasing you whilst you photograph him in training ‘so hows my mate, John? Doing good is he?’ And you’d laugh at his childishness and snap a photo, desperate to read the unread message you know you’ll have waiting for you; ‘I’m free all of Saturday’

‘Yeah, how you spending that time?’

I was actually your pal till you said you wanted city to win the League 🥴 for a loyal Liverpool fan lmao x

Haha I’m very sorry! Genuinely because of John stones and Bernardo silva tbf and the fact that the only Liverpool fan I know in person I don’t particularly like so if I’m honest I just want them to suffer ahah. We can still be pals though I don’t care too much about who wins the league all I want is Newcastle to stay up!

Can with have some Chillwell you getting Jel over Ben spending time with Madders 😂

I love Ben and his friendship with madders so much

It’s not that you didn’t like James, you loved him and you loved spending time with him and Ben - together they were comedy gold. But you hadn’t seen him for two weeks and him sitting with James, laughing about jokes that you’ve missed and ignoring you was not fun for you. So you moped around the house, waiting for him to leave. And when he does Ben places his arms around your waist, nuzzling into your neck, muffled whisperings of ‘baby’ as he swayed you back and forth. ‘Why’d you not speak to James much? What’s wrong?’ And you’re spinning out of his arms with a muttering of ‘nothing’ and he’s not letting you go, pulling you back into his chest, and your whining, not wanting to admit you’re jealous of madders because how ridiculous is that. But Ben knows you better than anyone so of course he knows there’s something wrong, lifting your head up, hand on your cheek, ‘I’m all yours from now on.’

do you support city?

I support john stones

loml part 2 x