Unlucky.

Eric and you breaking up, but getting back together after a year

And you’re seeing each other when dele has a party and he invites you - you still kept in contact - and you knew Eric would be there - dele had given you a pre-warning - so you’re not surprised when you’re pouring yourself a drink and your form is engulfed in a large shadow. ‘Dele told me you’d be here, how’ve you been?’ is thrown into the surrounding air and you’re answering back with a ‘I’ve been fine, hear you’ve been doing well. England squad, aye?’ And he’s smiling softly at you, telling you about Russia and all he’s done since you broke up and you’ve both forgotten about the party; relishing each other’s company. And dele catches sight of you mid conversation, stood in a corner filled with laughter and conversation and blushing cheeks and subtle touches and he’s smiling to himself, sick of his two friends complaining about their shit dates to him.

Why did you say John had a Burnley accent in the Man Utd photographer thing??? He’s not from Burnley

Definitely a typo because beforehand I wrote a joe hart one and he plays for them now, thanks for bringing it to my attention

because @paudybalas was disappointed my last one wasn’t john x kyle 

A moment of silence for Steve Rogers who inevitably had to hear the words “I don’t understand that reference” when he made a pop culture joke in the 40s.

It’s not even game time yet but my favourite city friendships are on full show.

But John and Kyle have been caught having an argument it seems 😂

“You don’t know me well, Your Grace. But I know Ser Jaime. He is a man of honor. I was his captor once. But when we were both taken prisoner But when we were both taken prisoner and the men holding us tried to force themselves on me, Ser Jaime defended me. And lost his hand because of it. Without him, my lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home and sent me to find you and bring you home because he’d sworn an oath to your mother.”

Nothing breaks my heart more than Rondon being fucked off because Ashley won’t buy him and Pérez leaving in the summer and little Almirón just sat all alone without his two pals in the dressing room

Right but imagine John Stones saying ‘missus’ in his accent kill me

Any ideas for a multi-chapter story?

You’re telling me that Kieran Trippier and Joe Hart were out here holding hands and we all just ignored it?