Paul Dummett, Fabian Schär, Martin Dúbravka, Bernardo Silva and John Stones are my loves
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Of course Ayoze Perez, currently hitting his decent end of season form as per, gets injured before the Liverpool match. Better be okay ffs
I love this smiling bastard.
Stop that……………..
Martin Dubravka is so underrated. He has the 6th highest amount of clean sheets in the league, plays for a worse team than all of the 5 above him and has made some incredible saves. It’s only because he plays for us that no one rates him much
Okay so I can be more active over Sunday-Tuesday so with some hope I’ll get through all the requests and more some
Ayoze Pérez you beautiful man
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Lucas and his son 💙
a marcus rashford about saying i love you for the first time. maybe it slips out accidentally and his reaction
It just slipped out when he gave you breakfast. A simple ‘thanks, I love you’ and it was so natural for you to say you barely noticed at first, until you looked up to see Marcus staring at you. Your response was to blush bright red and place a stubborn stare on your plate. And he’s stuttering a response out and god you feel so stupid - he obviously doesn’t feel the same way. You’re contemplating every possible way to get out of this situation until your thought of ‘window?’ Was cut short by an abrupt ‘I love you too’ and you’re the one looking up in surprise, staring at him, stuttering. You’re both smiling sheepishly from two sides of the kitchen, him continuing to make food, you eating yours.
have you thought about your story with john yet??
Not really, busy with a lot of work, but if anyone has any ideas for what they want to see please send them in (getting you all to do my job whilst I’m busy!)
Could you please right some more John smut, your so good at writing omg!💗
thank you, anon
He’s joining you in the shower, allegedly as a bid to ‘save water’ but you don’t quite believe that as he’s running his hands down your waist, grabbing your arse and kissing down your neck from behind. And you certainly don’t believe it when you’re moaning into the steamy cube, hand pressed against the wall as he’s taking you from behind, hands roughly on your hips, your name falling from his lips. And you even don’t think about it when you’re coming to your high, him following shortly after, but you did think about it when he’s muttering about how ‘maybe I didn’t do my bit for the environment. Because you’re going to have to clean up again’
Why did you say John had a Burnley accent in the Man Utd photographer thing??? He’s not from Burnley
Definitely a typo because beforehand I wrote a joe hart one and he plays for them now, thanks for bringing it to my attention
John singing Bernardo’s chant to Bernardo is the kind of action I support
do one with winks. he gets drunk and he acts like childish, his girlfriend tries to make him to change his clothes and tuck him in bed but it's not that easy haha. I need more winksy in my life
You’re picking him up from a club and driving him home and god if that wasn’t difficult enough with him constantly touching you, trying to curl up on you as you navigated the streets, but getting him out of his clothes for bed was a whole other level. He’d giggle and pull on your shirt as you tried to undo the buttons of his shirt, he’d refuse to sit still as you tried to untie his shoes and he’d make flirty comments followed by ‘I have a girlfriend’ as you tried to undo his belt. And when you finally got him undressed for bed he’s pulling you in with him ‘come lie with me’ in a singsong voice surrounding you.
John introducing Millie and his daughter to you and he's going "look girls she means the world to me and I know it's a change but I love her so much, be nice okay?" And when you arrive millies pulling you into a hug and going "be good to him yeah? Don't break his heart" and John's so confused but in love because how has he met someone who's so willing to be friend's with the ex and to be the stepmum
He’s preparing them for it a few days in advance: you’ll be with him when he picks her up, his daughter is to be nice, he knows Millie will be. And you’re trailing behind John, nervous at the thought of meeting the daughter he talks about so much, worried at the thought of Millie hating you. And Millie’s opening the door, John’s going to collect his daughter and you’re awkwardly stood, not knowing what to say - but you don’t have to know. She’s pulling you into a tight hug, saying ‘be good to him, yeah? Don’t break his heart’ and you’re saying of course you wouldn’t ever do that and she knows you mean it so she smiles and releases you, asking you about your life, taking a genuine interest - not hostility whatsoever. And John is standing at the bottom of the stairs, holding his daughter and her bag, a big smile on his face at the sight of you two getting along.
How’s Stones and the United photographer getting on they still texting ?
They’re texting everyday now. The odd flirty text seeping into the mass of ‘hows your day been?’ But it doesn’t translate to in person meeting and how can it not you live in the same city, you walk the same streets - how have you never seen each other since? And Jesse is teasing you whilst you photograph him in training ‘so hows my mate, John? Doing good is he?’ And you’d laugh at his childishness and snap a photo, desperate to read the unread message you know you’ll have waiting for you; ‘I’m free all of Saturday’
‘Yeah, how you spending that time?’
Liverpool anon, Honestly I totally love John and I find Little Barnado so fucking cute so fair play for you wanting them to do well we can still be pals lol x
John stones and Bernardo silva are far too loveable to resist let’s be honest here, we can bond over that ahah! I just want Bernardo to be happy because like you said he’s so fucking cute and deserves more love
I don’t think this in The questions but why is Newcastle your team? Like for example my team is Liverpool because Stevie Gerard won my heart many years ago x
Hi anon!
I never really liked football as a kid I’m gonna he honest. My family wasn’t very into sports much. But I went out with a Newcastle fan, went to every home match whilst I was with him (which was a year so like one season of matches) and he constantly talked about it and now even though I’m no longer with him I got too obsessed and immersed to let go. So yeah that’s why I support Newcastle. I’m not actually originally from Newcastle I’m from around it so I never had the football culture that exists in Newcastle, hence my not supporting them in the first place