Incorrect merlin quotes as comics inspired by this post by @wishiwasadruid
I had to add Gwaine tho i feel like he fits right in there thirsting over Merlin X))
Incorrect merlin quotes series 5/?
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Gwaine - charm and eternal flirt. Gwaine was too good at this - ease, smiles, endless confidence. he didn’t just flirt, he did it so naturally that even merlin sometimes got lost.
Gwaine:. have you ever wondered why i'm always around you?.
Merlin:. because you drink in the tavern, and then someone has to drag you out?.
Gwaine:. oh, so you care about me. and here i thought i was the one courting you.
and while Merlin was protesting, Gwaine was already throwing him his most charming smile.
Vassago character is just another character that wasn't really needed:
● his character doesn't add anything to the plot, story, or any of the characters as a whole
● Plus, the only character that is shown to really know vassago is andrealphus
Andrealphus and vassago argument sounded they knew each other and now hate each other
While..
When stolas is like, "the only way I know how...song."
Vassago loudly start saying, "Yes, Yes cantalo baby!"
Stolas looked at him as, "okayyyyyyy weird, but whatever."
If stolas was his friend or knew him, he would've been like, "Oh hey, vassago!" Or something like that
● as mentioned earlier, he contributed nothing to the trial/plot even though he was hyped up to be an important pivitol plot character for months
Only for him to say barely anything and only thing meaningful he did was saying that stolas was needed since this was his trial in way
But then nobody listened, and stolas ended up coming to basically just to save blitz life
These are my guesses on why abel is blonde
1st
Either "Eve is lilith" or "Eve looks just like lilith" theories are canon
Or
2nd
Lucifer and Eve had an affair making abel lucifer bio kid
Honestly, by way things are going with the writing, the insane amount of cheating, and how it is handled in both shows (especially Helluva)
I feel like it is going to be a mixture of both theories that are gonna be canon
Where lucifer had an affair with Eve because he probably saw lilith in her and felt pity for her being adam wife
And abel is born out of the affair, and Eve never told lucifer. Rasing abel as adam son, adam of course knowing abel is not his, is probably the reason why he didn't like abel (in the leaks lute revealed that adam didn't care much for abel)
Then the show is going to make a plot twist of "abel is lucifer son! How could you have ever known??!?"
Making even more sympathy for lucifer character. Also, to villianize Adam even more without considering the possibility of making him a complex character.
For Eve honestly I'm little worry fans going to villianzie her. Fans are probably going to call her horrible for not telling lucifer he has a kid or something. And how it her fault for the entire mess.
Again, If Vivziepop wants to retell the characters or redesign them in her own way then that's perfectly fine by me but maybe don't make them look thin af or look like tumblr sexyman bait.
Merlin and Leon being immortal doesn't stop any wounds from scarring, they play as a reminder of what kills them every single time, and they can very much still feel pain from them.
So they took to treating the others wounds whenever they’re bothering them after they found out about each others immortality.
I'd imagine they both always have backup bandages and salve with them just in case the others scars start to bother them.
They sneak into each other's chambers (mainly Leon's) whenever they want to check over the other's scars, which most of the time ends up with them falling asleep in each other's rooms (which has caused many rumors..)
They also have matching scars, Merlin's burn scar from Nimueh and Leon's burn scars from Kilgharrah (headcanon) so they know exactly what the other went through.
I think the downright most horrific and brutal detail in the show is that Kilgharrah actually used Merlin to make sure Arthur's death happened with the pretence of protecting him
i don't mean to alarm anyone but i think sir gwaine might be having an illicit love affair with the king's manservant
Whatever you do, don't imagine Gwaine marveling at Merlin's magic and telling him its beautiful and Merlin blushing and being so pleased at having someone who knows and enjoys his magic. (also don't imagine Gwaine kissing Merlin at random times just to see his magic spark and do things) (poor Gaius has lost more glass jars as casualties of Gwaine's sneak attacks than Merlin cares to admit to)
OH NO
Imagine Merlin needing a lot of time to get used to someone actually truly appreciating his magic so Gwaine is constantly emphasising how much he loves it to reassure him and OH NO imagine Merlin realising that the last time someone appreciated his magic like this was Freya oh my god
And eventually as Merlin actually comes to terms with Gwaine liking his magic, he starts using it more and more (in private of course) to make him smile and to feel that little bubble of pride in his chest because he’s making someone happy. With his magic.
Imagine one time Gwaine is seriously injured and distressed - he can’t get out of the cot, he’s got a fever, maybe he’s a bit confused about where he is - so Merlin sits with him, telling him a story and creating pictures with his magic, using the flames of the candles or the water from a nearby bucket or the sparks from the fire, and he rambles on and on, barely even knowing what he’s saying, and making pictures to go along with it, and Gwaine hears Merlin’s voice and sees the magical pictures and he relaxes because maybe he can’t get out of bed, maybe he’s in pain, maybe he’s confused, but he knows Merlin is there so he knows he’ll be okay.
Imagine occasionally Merlin’s nightmares get the best of him and his magic throws things around in his sleep. He wakes up to see Gwaine’s room an absolute mess, broken furniture, overturned candle holders, a smashed window. And Gwaine’s leaning over Merlin, looking frightened, and Merlin thinks “this is it. I’ve done it. He’s scared of me now.” But Gwaine, ignoring the mess of the room, searches Merlin’s face and asks “are you alright?” Because he’d been trying to wake Merlin up for what seemed like far too long and Merlin had been so terrified and he hadn’t known what to do. And he lets Merlin fall apart in his arms and he holds him until the shaking stops and finally, much, much later, Merlin looks again at the state of the room and he’s worried all over again, he tells Gwaine he’s sorry and he’ll find a way to fix it all. But Gwaine just smiles because Merlin’s here with him and he’s safe and he’s okay so who cares about his damn room, it was too ostentatious for his tastes anyway. And they blame it on a drunken night getting a bit too wild when people ask about the window and the furniture that has to be replaced, and the whole time Merlin’s nervous, sure that someone’s going to figure them out, but Gwaine just holds his hand and keeps talking to the guard and no one suspects a thing.
AND I COULD PROBABLY KEEP GOING FOREVER BUT THIS IS ALREADY TOO LONG I’M SORRY
Since when is Mrs. Mayberry is a lesbian?
Like, don't get me wrong, I don't mind she is a lesbian
What I don't get is how she literally murder her husband and went to hell for it. That her whole story of she ended up in jail.
A lot of people tried to make up for this by saying she could've been like stolas. She was forced by social pressure into dating/marrying a man.
Here the thing, again, she literally her murder her husband after finding out he cheated on her. She was crying while doing that action.
Other people also tried to say it because of the efforts she put into the relationship and the marriage as a whole to act straight it was all for waste since it was thrown out by her husband cheating on her.
Which is a fine prediction, however there no scene where she appears in that make me go, "Wow she driven insane by her husband actions of cheating after she forced herself to play the part of good straight wife."
Also, why she in a relationship with the woman her husband cheated on her with?????
Didn't Martha also have a husband and kids? What in the world happened to them!??
I'm gonna be real. I'm all up for the wife x mistress trope, but truly, I don't believe Mrs. Mayberry and Martha are going to have a healthy relationship at all.
I just wished spindlehorse would take more care and effort in their character sexuallity rather than just reusing and slapping on a random sexuallity.
More for this AU
thinking about how in the coming of arthur merlin said he had sent for lancelot and lancelot said he knew merlin too well to know when he was lying. so they were absolutely in communication before then since their only interactions were in two episodes before that, which is hardly enough time to be able to tell when someone is lying or not. now im thinking about mercelot writing love letters between seasons 2 and 3 and falling in love without realising it.